I have become an expert at losing awards in this past year-at this point, I should really start training other people on how to lose an award in almost every category. I would like to break this losing streak at some point.

My good friends over at TLA Video are having a contest now. There is one particular category I think you all really need to vote for me in- and that is “best starlet blog.” I know I am not the best at updating my blog all the time… but hey… I try? I think I have given you all some good laughs- and a whole lot of free dirty photos on here throughout the years. The least you could do in return is click on a button and vote a few times. I highly encourage those of you who are unemployed- and don’t even have enough money to pay for my porn… to sit around for the next few weeks and do nothing but vote. You will be one step closer to redeeming yourself for not having a membership to JoannaAngel.com.

Well you can vote here -  http://www.tlaraw.com/smutties/a-4 or you can click on the picture.

I was nominated for Performer of the Year, and LA Pink was nominated for Best Porn Parody, and as I mentioned above- best starlet blog.

You should also vote for James Deen for male performer of the year, Brian Street Team for best new male, Andy San Dimas for best new female, and my girl Jenna Haze for best director. I was not nominated for best director- however, I am in the photo with Van Styles for his “best director” photo…. which is kind of confusing… sort of. Perhaps this was TLA’s way of saying I was some kind of runner up.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

Valentines Day is an incredibly cheesy holiday- so I figured I would celebrate it with a super awesome cheesy photo-set. Here is an example- it’s from my new photo set up on JoannaAngel.com!!

Yes- there are boobs and even a pink dildo that goes inside my pussy in the set- so don’t worry. I am not going all soft on you.

Before we took these photos- I had Brian Street Team go to the $1.00 store and buy anything pink, red and heart shaped in the store and I told the photographer (Kelly Lind) to make these photos feel like a Hallmark card… but with boobs. I figured if I was gonna do this I may as well go all the way.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy my amazingly cheezy yet pornographic Valentines Day photo-set. I highly encourage you to print out one of the photos- cut it up into a heart- and turn it into a valentine to give to your loved one.

You can see the whole thing here on JoannaAngel.com!!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

Here are some photos from Phoenix Askani’s 21st Birthday Party!

above is me making a weird face, Phoenix, Andy San Dimas, and the porn star Bobbi Star

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Orange County’s Hootenanny Festival

All in all I had a good fourth of July. I got to see some good music, I got to see some good looking people – and I got to expose my pussy in a car. Woohoo!

So I am keeping with the spirit about blogging about things a week late- and here I am- exactly a week after the Fourth of July blogging about my fourth of July.

Anyways – I had a booth at the Rockabilly festival in Orange County CA called “Hootenanny“

It was probably one of my most pleasant July 4ths. The music was good- the people were really really hot. The Reverend Horton Heat played, so did Los Lobos, and the Horrorpops – and a bunch of other bands. I was never THAT into rockabilly kinda music growing up… but maybe I will get into it a little more now. The only band I really knew was the Horrorpops – they are one of those bands that kinda crossed back and forth from punk to rockabilly. Sorry. Does that make me a poseur? I sure hope not. Because that would just be awful. Anyways, as I was saying- the people there were really hot. I mean seriously- i think you could put a pompadour on just about anyone and they would be hot.

There were some serious MILF’s there.

If you are over the age of 40 and you are a woman- I highly recommend you put a pompadour in your hair and like, a flower, and something polka-dot… and you will be hot again. Don’t bother going to Nordstroms and spending too much money on crap that will just make you look more mom-esque. Well anyways- here are some photos from the show.
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Well- some of my entries have a lot of words- this entry will have little words and a lot of photos. I mean, what do they say? A photo speaks a thousand words- or something? I don’t really know. Anyways- here are my photos from Erotica LA! Me and the BurningAngel girls had a lot of fun. Thank you to everyone who came out and got some signed DVD’s and shit. We love you dearly.

Well here is me and Alexis Texas

I know everyone likes to objectify Alexis Texas for her ass- but you know what- if you can’t beat em’ join on. Sometimes I want to objectify Alexis Texas for her ass too. It is totally OK for feminist types to objectify girl’s with nice asses every once in a while- right? Yeah. So Anyways, here I am with Alexis Texas’ amazing awesome juicy ass.

Seriously- I don’t get why my face looks so ghost-ly in all these photos. I swear, I did not look like that in person. I need to stop using that kind of foundation or something. Grr. Oh well. Sorry. Anyways- here is Misti Dawn holding a portrait of James Deen and Brian Street Team. These portraits were done by a very professional and famous artist and they are worth a lot of money.

Now here is Misti Dawn showing her respects to the amazing artist who drew the portrait.

And here are Bella Vendetta and Draven looking cute and stuff.

And here are Misti Dawn and Jessie Lee being cute by making un-traditionally cute faces.

And here is me and Andy – along with a writer for Vice Magazine- but the Vice in South Africa- not the Vice here.

And here I am with my friend/ BA Photographer Nate. I thought you would all appreciate this angle- and this angel- GET IT!

Here is my very official red carpet photo from the FAME awards.

Here is me with the entire all-star team of BurningAngel sluts! Bellavendetta, Jessie Lee, Misti Dawn, Cadence, Draven and Envy- it appears as though each of us were all trying to pose for a different camera.

Here is me and Bobbi Star- you know, I really need to start making more graceful faces in pictures. Joanna- it’s not cute. It is getting ridiculous!

Here is me and Eva Angelina

Here is me and Teagan- who won a FAME award for Best Ass. Unfortunately, her ass is not in the photo so you can’t really tell. I have always kinda wanted to have sex with her- even though she is blond and has fake boobs and stuff- I think she is totally hot.

Here is me inbetween Evan Sinefeld and Tera Patrick. Tera Patrick beat me in the fame awards for favorite female starlet, AND for best website. Therefore, for totally immature purposes I am so not linking to her website in this posting. Don’t get me wrong- Tera is a very nice lady and she is legendary in porno-land and shit- but I sincerely think my website is better than hers. Oh well. Le Sigh!

YUM- here is me with my future wife Sunny Leone. I don’t know why but I look downright frightening in this picture. I do strongly recall my eyelash glue acting kinda funky at this time- but jeeze. I don’t get it. Just look at Sunny and don’t focus on me.

One of the millions of reasons I love Jenna Haze is because she spends more on shoes than I do on rent for a month. For this reason, I thought that her shoe deserved its own photo. That and the fact that it was black and pink and everything in the world that is black and pink is definitely awesome.

And now here is me and Jenna being goofy.

And here is Brian Street Team with the Wicked Pictures Contract Hoe- Jessica Drake. I know that Brian really wants to have sex with Jessica- but I don’t know if she is as down with the streets as he wants her to be- so this photo is closest he can get to hitting that shit in the mean time.

And here is Andy again with Mr. Pete who I love having sex with- although I don’t know if the other BA members like Mr.Pete all that much. I think they are still warming up to him or something. I don’t know! Anyways- here he is.

Here is me and Jenna on stage presenting the award for Best Breasts.

Here is me crossing my fingers and hoping to win the award for best website.

And here I am after losing the award for best website- see how sad you made me and Draven! Why would you ever want to make me and Draven so sad!

And last but not least- here is a photo of me probably the nicest girl in the entire porn industry- Belladonna. I don’t just think she is nice because she let me put one fist in her butt-hole and one fist in her vagina and kinda pretend I was boxing….. she really is just one of the nicest people- not just in porn, but like in the world. A nice person who can get two fists inside of them is pretty rare. Three cheers for kindness and fisting!

Well those are all my Erotica LA photos.

I hope you enjoyed them =)

xoxox

Joanna Angel