It’s that time of year again where the AVN nominations are announced. They are always announced sometime at the end of November, and I always get some kind of anxiety about them that starts right before Thanksgiving. This year I actually had a nightmare about it. In the dream, I scrolled through all the AVN nominees and didn’t see BurningAngel’s name anywhere – and then I actually called the AVN office and spoke to a very mean fictitious secretary that my brain invented and tried to explain to her that there must be some mistake and perhaps someone forgot to post our nominations, and she just laughed at me with a very nasty chuckle, and then my phone blew up.
However, in reality – we were actually nominated for more nominations than we ever were this year! I am pretty shocked and surprised. It really seems like yesterday that I started this company from my college dorm room and I have a hard time believing any of this is happening. Hopefully I am not living in some kind of “Inception” type thing where this is actually a dream and the dream I had was reality… because that would suck.
Provided I am not completely delusional and this is all actually happening, well then here is what we were nominated for!
My personal nominations (woo!)
Director of the Year
Best Porn Star Website: Joanna Angel for JoannaAngel.com
And here’s the nominations for BurningAngel.com!
Best All-Girl Release: “Lick My Punk Rock Pussy” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Anal Release: “Rock & Roll in my Butthole 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Art Direction: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Director – Parody: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Double Penetration Sex Scene: “Fuckenstein: (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, James Deen & Ramon Nomar
Best Makeup: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Tom Devlin
Best Non-Sex Performance: ‘Ssippi’ for “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Packaging: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Parody – Comedy: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Web Premiere: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel.com)
Best Three-Way Sex Scene (G/G/B): “Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, Skin Diamond & Ramon Nomar
Best Group Sex Scene: “Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, James Deen, Wolf Hudson, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, John Strong, Dane Cross & Chad Alva
Best Big Bust Release: “Real Rockin Racks” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Comedy: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Foot/Leg Fetish Release: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Screenplay: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (Burning Angel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Solo Sex Scene: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Asphyxia Noir
Clever Title of the Year: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Director – Non-Feature: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Makeup: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Melissa Makeup
Best Music Soundtrack: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Wall-to-Wall Release: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Gonzo Release: “Joanna Angel’s Cumtastic Cook-Out” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Interracial Release: “School of Black Cock” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Three-Way Sex Scene (B/B/G): “School of Black Cock” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Indigo Augustine, Sean Michaels & Tee Reel
Best POV Release: “P.O.V. Punx 6: The Anal Edition” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best POV Sex Scene: “P.O.V. Punx 6: The Anal Edition” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Sparky Sin Claire & James Deen
Best Pro-Am Release: “It’s My First Time” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Membership Site: BurningAngel.com
Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Company Image: BurningAngel
Alsooooo, Jessie Lee and Brian Street Team were nominated for
“Unsung Starlet of the Year” and “Unsung Male Performer of the Year”!
Huge Congrats to you guys!
We are such a talented team of tattooed sluts and I am really proud of everyone!
Well, here are some photos from a shoot we did on Sunday!
I began shooting “School of Black Cock # 2“ since School of Black Cock #1 seemed to be a hit! Larkin Love and Jon Jon had some hot sex on an incredibly uncomfortable bench for this movie. It was supposed to be a gym class… you can’t really tell here but, I swear, once you see the finished product you will totally see that it is a legit set of a gym class.
See how incredibly awesome Larkin Love’s boobs are?
The setup of the scene was a “roast of Brian Street Team” . Myself, along with a bunch of other BurningAngel girls and friend’s of Brians did a whole roast of him, kinda like those roasts on Comedy Central, only this one got incredibly mean (I had our lighting guy play Brian’s dad and tell him he was a terrible son and was glad he left him when he was 5 sorta thang) . Brian then got really sad so Jessie and Juilette fucked him back to happiness. It was a lot of fun! I enjoyed writing roast jokes, embracing the comedy and making fun of the concept of a roast at the same time.
And that’s all!
I’ll have to start brainstorming what I can shoot in honor of the election. I better think quick… it’s coming up soon!
Last night I was the co-host on DJ Rossstar’s (http://www.stickam.com/djrossstar) Internet radio show.
I honestly thought I was supposed to be a guest on the show? But it turned out I was the co-host. I had no idea but, DJ Rossstar started doing this live webcast thing consistently for the past 10 years. He does it from his apartment, and I really admire all the energy he puts into it. He has over 30-thousand viewers, which is a hell of a lot for a radio host who isn’t on syndicated radio. The reach that he has gets him some really big bands on his show in the past, like Fall Out Boy, Katy Perry, My Chemical Romance, etc. I mean, bands of that size don’t usually show up for press at someone’s apartment! So yeah, he has got some kind of odd cred in the music scene. He is also from the East coast – like me – so I felt like we could relate to one another. We were two Jews who started something on the Internet, on the East coast, 10 years ago.
In any case, the band who was on the show was a um…interesting band called “Acidic” (https://twitter.com/#!/acidicband) . They just ended a tour with Candlebox, and I had no idea they were still a band. When I tweeted something along those lines – Brian Street Team reminded me that we had seen them play (in the sense that they were playing, while I was there) when I did a signing at “Blaze Fest” last summer. I got them confused with Everclear – who also played Blaze Fest – who also was another band from the 90s that I had no idea was still around. Acidic mentioned on the air that their next tour was with another 90s one-hit-wonder band, but I don’t remember who. It was interesting!
The singer/frontman (Mike) was incredibly drunk, and that made the experience pretty funny. I spent most of the show picking on him, which at first, he embraced – but then an emotional drunk came over, and he got kind of upset. He should toughen up! If you’re going to be wasted on the radio – the host is going to pick on you! The whole interaction was hilarious. I started to feel like I was on an odd episode of “Punk’d“.
But I will give Mike credit – when it came time for him to play a song live on the air, he sang his heart out, and strummed his guitar flawlessly. I was expecting (and partially hoping) for it to be a train wreck, but it wasn’t. The music they play isn’t exactly my kind of music, but he was obviously very passionate but what he did, and I admired that.
I talked about the release of my new movie: Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore, and Mike really liked the title. I made him promise on the air that their next record will be called “Mike of Acidic: Filthy Whore” and he told me he would. I’m gonna hold him to that!
All in all, I had a great time. I’ll definitely be going back there.
Here is a picture of everyone – to my left is DJ Rossstar and his hot girlfriend, who I think hosts the show with him sometimes. To my right is the band. Mike is the one trying to eat his guitar.
Here is me and a microphone that strongly resembles Manuel Ferrara’s penis.
And here is a picture I snuck in while Mike poured his heart out in his acoustic set.
Me and Brian had not been to Hugo’s in quite some time. He was so excited about it that he put on his very best bow-tie for the occasion.
Um, and today, I put my lime green tooth-brush holder in between my boobs. It seemed like a good place for it.
This was by far the most thought-provoking blog I have ever written. You might need a minute to process all this information. Just breathe! With the right concentration, this will all make sense.
So I have decided to make a movie called “Wet Wife Beaters” …I had shot two scenes for it previously, and yesterday, we shot the rest of it. It’s a romantic and complex movie in which hot girls wear wife beaters that get wet, and then we see their tits and stuff . It’s pretty cool! Or I think it’s cool . If you don’t think wet white beaters are hot then, I don’t know. Sorry . Maybe you should seek professional help!!!
Anyways, yesterday we shot a brand new girl named “Effie” (who you saw in yesterday’s blog).
Aaaaand we shot Tara Toxic.
It was some good porn! You will see it soon.