I feel like every year around this time we are always rushing to hand in some epic movie.

This Year’s BurningAngel Epic – Joanna’s Angels 3.

You see, in order to be considered for AVN nominations- your movie has to be in stores before September 30th, which means it has to be shipped out sometime around the 20th, which means it has to be at the replication plant around like, the 10th and all the other crap that has to be done to make a DVD has to be done like… well… now. Right now we are rushing to hand in Joanna’s Angels 3 so it will make the cut (Follow up to Joanna’s Angel’s & Joanna’s Angel’s 2). It is being edited by someone I consider a cinematic genius who goes by the name of Eli Cross (http://twitter.com/eli_cross) . He has directed some very well known adult movies such as Corruption and Upload. They were quite different from BurningAngel movies, but very well done nonetheless. Anyways, he hasn’t really slept since last Monday because he has been up all night every night trying to get my movie done.

Joanna’s Angels 3 is about Me, Draven and Kleio trying to stop a very serious douche-bag epidemic.

Evan Stone is the cause of all the douche-baggery going on, and at the end of the movie he breaks down and explains that his evil doings was because of a very traumatic childhood memory with him and his father. This segues into a flashback with Evan and his father. When casting the movie, I thought long and hard about who the hell could play young Evan- or old Evan and couldn’t think of anyone appropriate. Then I called Eli and said “hey- do you know how to do that split screen thing where the same person could be on both sides of the screen playing different characters? Like in Back to the Future pt. 2!!” And of course he knew how to do it because he knows how to do everything. So young Evan and Evan’s dad were both played by Evan, and I think it is one of the most hilarious things I have ever shot. Eli knew how excited I was about it so he sent me a screen shot from it.

Here it is!

(Naturally- Evan’s dad is Evan in a suit, and young Evan is Evan in a propeller hat. DUH!!)

If you want to check him out – here is a Link to Eli Cross’s Blog

I sure hope the movie gets done in time… come on Eli! Faster faster! *cracks the whip*

xoxox

Joanna Angel

Today on BurningAngel I updated with a new video from Chapel Waste. Chapel has been on BurningAngel for a really long time. I remember the first time she came to New York to take pictures I was like DAMN THIS GIRL IS HOT… but the best thing about her is that she is so demure. Like she really doesn’t understand how hot she is. She wears nothing but cargo shorts and wife beaters… her idea of putting on makeup is throwing chapstick on, and her definition of a “pocket book” is a backpack she’s been using since high-school.

At first she just started off taking pictures for BurningAngel, and then a few years later she did a video with her husband at the time- and then some girl girl scenes… and now she’s a big filthy hoe-bag like me who gets banged on camera by anyone and everyone. Oh I am just kidding. Chapel is not a hoe-bag. I am really not even a full fledged hoe-bag, but I think I am a bigger hoe-bag than Chapel. Chapel is still the same innocent little nerd I met in New York- she is just an innocent little nerd who puts penises in her vagina on occasion.

Blah yeah- so anyways- all of you Dungeons and Dragons fans out there will really appreciate her new video. Not just because Chapel has an 8 sided die tattoo between her boobies but also because the entire video is ridden with D and D references… you know… like um… “spew your holy sacrament onto my face”.

Check out the trailer here

and here are a few stills from the scene:

Or if you are just so damn excited by these photos that you want to skip watching the trailer and all that other nonsense- then just go RIGHT HERE AND JOIN BURNINGANGEL RIGHT NOW AND WATCH CHAPEL’S VIDEO.

yeah. peace out homies!!

xoxo

joanna angel