This weekend I shot a whole bunch of PORN. Yeah. That’s what I did. So whatever you did was not as cool as what I did!
Anyways, first off, I gave three dudes a blowjob. That was pretty awesome! I mean, why only put one penis in your mouth, when you can put three in your mouth? It was like, a multi-cultural blow-bang. The penises belonged to Chad Alva, Jon Jon, and John Strong. It was Penis Diversity Day inside of my mouth!
Absinthe (the newbie) shot with Danny Wylde. They were on the Burning Angel Yearbook staff for PunkSchoolGirl.com.
The 18-year-old newbie who decided to call herself Vada (after a character in Street Fighter) did a scene for PunkSchoolGirls.com with Tommy Pistol. The scenario involved Tommy trying to impress Vada by smoking cigarettes – and since it was Tommy, he acted completely ridiculous.
I love Tommy; he’s like my porn brother. Together we are so incredibly strange, it’s hard to describe it in words.
Vada ALSO fucked both Danny and Tommy. She loved it! What a naughty young girl.
We also shot Severin! It was really good to see her again. She too did a scene with two penises, and then also did another scene with Anthony Rosano who played the school nurse. I know when people think of porn, and nurses, they usually think of a chick being dressed up like a slutty nurse but I like to do things my own way and have the man play the naughty nurse. “A man can be a nurse just like a woman can be a doctor!” That was actually a line taken directly out of the script for the scene.
And then, we shot Veruca James with a new really hot lesbian chick named Nikki Hearts. Nikki admitted to me that she loves using a strap-on in her personal life, so I encouraged her to use one on camera. This scene was shot on the roof of our studio just as the sun was setting and it really looked beautiful. They looked so fucking hot together it was insane.
And that’s a wrap!
Well everyone! There is a BurningAngel newbie who just came into town! And she just turned 18, like, two months ago. Yeah. I am officially a creep! She is like, 13 years younger than me.
She is really sweet – she’s from Pittsburgh, she likes to eat sushi (even though I can’t imagine sushi from Pittsburgh being any good. Note to self: take this girl for sushi! ) and listen to The Velvet Underground (which is impressive because I did not know that 18-year-olds even knew who they were?), and she likes to play “Street Fighter” on Playstation.
She also really likes anal sex.
As of now, she is unsure of what her name should be! We have until tomorrow to come up with something. Maybe uh…Nico Sushi-Streetfighter? That’s pretty sexy. At the very least, we can be sure that it has not been taken!
If you have any suggestions let me know! (You can write a COMMENT BELOW!)
It was pretty insane. I’m still a little confused as to why a strip club would allow us (or actually – request us) to cover the whole place in fake blood, and fake vomit – and re-enact a borderline horrific porn movie on a stage, but hey, they did! Tommy Pistol and I had a lot of fun. I kinda wanna make these movies into musicals or something. Don’t you think that would be awesome?
Here’s some of photos from the evening…
And here’s another one of the happy couple, ME AND TOMMY PISTOL!
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Eat my zombie pussy bitches!
After our Chicago spree, we did the show at the SMACK FETISH BALL on Saturday night in New York. It was snowing! Not exactly a great welcoming, but the show went off great!
Enough about the weekend…it’s HALLOWEEN!!!! And in true Joanna fashion, I made a SPECIAL HALLOWEEN VIDEO…this one’s a spoof on Frankenstein…and it’s a DP, called…FUCKENSTEIN! Here’s the…uh…official trailer:
So much Halloween today! I can’t take it!