Sometimes my phone is a total fucking douche canoe and it throws off what I’m trying to accomplish, and today was one of those days! Luckily for me, I got to shoot the always-gorgeous Phoenix Askani for a PunkSchoolGirls scene, and then my phone nonsense didn’t really matter. Have you seen this chick? Jeebus.

She’s gonna bang the chess club instead of learning strategy. Mr. Pete and John Strong? Definitely great at strategy.

Boobs and pigtails. Fuck yeah!

And if you get a chance TONIGHT, you can totally see more of those awesome pierced tits on her LIVE WEBCAM show in the BurningAngel.com chat! Starts at 11pm est/8pm pst and goes for about an hour! Click here to go directly to the chat!

Oh, and the theme for tonight’s webcam show is Blackhawks & Buttholes, so don’t miss out!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

Does everyone remember Neon!?

She was around in the very early days of  BurningAngel (before I decided to get in the middle of this).  She was one of my closest friends when we both lived in New York. I try to catch up with her whenever we can and reminisce about all the debauchery we took part in; we’re like two old perverted ladies at some kind of twisted reunion.

These days Neon makes jewelery! You can look at it here , she makes it all herself and it’s pretty awesome.

Anyways, Neon and I had some drinks at one of my favorite bars in Brooklyn, Pearl’s. We got real wasted on strong whiskey cocktails, and went in the photo booth to try to take dirty photos with intent to slip them to the bartenders with their tips. However, the photo booth was broken, so our plan failed. =(

Instead, I took some pics on my phone and I am sharing them with you guys. You deserve them more than the bartenders do anyways. Maybe this all happened for a reason!

I am back in Los Angeles now! I must prepare for a big shoot next week, and a bunch of other shit.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Everybody! The moment you have all been waiting for has arrived! The movie of the century has been released, and it’s in the BurningAngel Store today. It’s about a bunch of slutty girls who work at a coffee shop!

Everyone worked very hard on this movie. It’s got a whole lot of hot sex along with a funny plot. The cast was amazing: myself (Yeah, I am pretty amazing!) Dana Dearmond, Kleio, Veruca James, Krysta Chaos, and Jessie Lee. I won’t say much more and continue to brag about my own movie, just watch the trailer and lemme know what you think (you can BUY IT HERE!). I’m pretty proud of it!

And here are a few PICS from the movie!!!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well everyone! There is a BurningAngel newbie who just came into town! And she just turned 18, like, two months ago. Yeah. I am officially a creep! She is like, 13 years younger than me.

She is really sweet – she’s from Pittsburgh, she likes to eat sushi (even though I can’t imagine sushi from Pittsburgh being any good. Note to self: take this girl for sushi! ) and listen to The Velvet Underground (which is impressive because I did not know that 18-year-olds even knew who they were?), and she likes to play “Street Fighter” on Playstation.

She also really likes anal sex.

As of now, she is unsure of what her name should be! We have until tomorrow to come up with something. Maybe uh…Nico Sushi-Streetfighter? That’s pretty sexy. At the very least, we can be sure that it has not been taken!

If you have any suggestions let me know! (You can write a COMMENT BELOW!)

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I was in Vegas this weekend! It was an event put on by AVN to start drumming up excitement for the awards show in January. I was happy to be a part of it- it was a hell of a lot of fun. The whole event was called the AVN “Starlets of the Summer” which I found kind of humorous . I felt like that sounded like the title of a beauty pageant- and not 8 porn stars partying for two days.

Here’s me and Dana Dearmond eating meat on a stick at Pink Taco in the Hard Rock Hotel. It was rather tasty.

Here is me sucking on a Popsicle that had alcohol in it. I like to call it an “Alcoholsicle”. It was very refreshing!

Yeah. I guess I did a whole lot of drinking in a bikini. I was a rough job but someone had to do it?

This is me and the Pornstar Chanel Preston drinking alcohol with large sunglasses on.

And here is me and Pornstar’s  Kirsten Price and Alektra Blue. They both are way more sun-tanned than me- however, we all had the same affection for plain black bikinis! This was not a uniform given to us. We all just happened to happened to wear them. If you don’t have a black bikini, you should probably go get one. Mine was from American Apparel.

This was me in my party dress.

This is Dana Dearmond pretending to ejaculate on my face with a frozen Mojito.

This is me, Dana and Chanel at Vanity nightclub.

This is us again- only Dana is molesting us. We were all really happy about that!

This is me and Dana using a glow-stick as a mustache.

Here we are again. Dana is either attempting to give me bunny ears, or showing the world how peaceful she is, or expressing the fact that she wants to lick my vagina. Most likely, a combination of all three!

This is me, Dana, Tori Black and Gracie Glam.

This is the awesome thong bikini bottom Chanel Preston wore to the Rehab pool party on Sunday.

This is both me, and Tori Black showing our butts.

This was a large banner of myself that I thought was kinda cool.

And this was me on stage- hanging out while Sean Paul played! I know I know. I probably don’t strike you as a huge Sean Paul fan, and I can’t say I listen to him in my spare time but he was a hell of a lot of fun. And he puts on a super sexual show. He basically spent most of his set humping the air, and I liked it.

This is me and Riley Steele (and Sean Paul in back of us)

Here is me being like wooooooah I’m drunk! Look at me! And I love everything that is black and pink!

This is me and Tori Black waiting for Sean Paul to ejaculate on our faces. Well not really, but we somehow just naturally look like we are waiting for jizz.

Annnd here is me and Riley Steele and Sean Paul.

I had a blast.

xoxo

Joanna Angel