Yesterday, I was a guest on Dave Attell’s (@attell) show on Showtime called “Dave’s Old Porn” (@oldp0rn) along with BurningAngel girls Kleio and Roggie. It was awesome. Dave is an old Jewish comedian, who is extremely charming and a total asshole at the same time. I don’t really know how he pulls it off. He was the host of the AVN Awards this year, and I have seen him at a few porn industry functions – so him having a porno-related TV show makes sense. The show is fun – Dave basically watches a bunch of porn from the 70s and 80s and comments on it with a guest. Sometimes his guests are porn stars, and sometimes they are other various celebrities. Yesterday when I was done shooting, Judah Freelander came in to shoot an episode directly after me – and as a big fan of the show “30 Rock”, it was kind of exciting to cross paths with him for about 2 seconds. I walked out as he walked in, and we both gave each other like, a half smile.

Dave and I first watched various horror-themed pornos from the 70s (I was told that on this episode, Rob Zombie would also be appearing…however, he was not there when I was there) . I don’t remember the names of all of them, but they were pretty insane. Porn from the 70s was incredibly cheesy, with an excessive amount of “acting”, incredibly non-erotic camera angles (you could barely see penetration and there was a whole lot of man-ass) and a whole bunch of un-groomed genital hair – but I was still impressed. The budgets for porn movies was definitely higher back then; these movies were big productions with huge crews. If pornographers these days had the same budgets pornographers had in the 70s, I could only imagine the incredible shit that would be made. But alas! That is not the case. I will take my shaved vagina and make the best low-budget porno I can possibly make.

After the horror porn segment me, Kleio and Roggie all watched some school girl porn from the 80s. I absolutely love school girl porn, so it was cool to see the origins of it. I definitely came to the conclusion that school girl porn is timeless. The scenarios used in the movies we watched were pretty similar to the scenarios used in school girl porn today. It is a fact that it always was, and always will be, really hot to wear knee highs, a plaid skirt, get in trouble, go to detention, and fuck your teacher. Over the years, the skirts have just gotten shorter.

I think the episode airs sometime in September. Here are a few photos of us having fun in the greenroom of the Showtime studio:

Here we are on set:

And here we are with Dave – wearing “Dave’s Old Porn” hats!:

It was fun. I was happy to be part of the show.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Hello New York! I am here for a week. It’s cold and rainy outside, and I kinda like it. It’s nice to be here – it always is.

I was so exhausted from our big shoot, that I missed two flights to New York. One at 1pm, then another at 3pm – fortunately I was able to catch one at 4:25PM and got in around 1 am. But I am here now – in my office, doing stuff.

I have a few more photos from various cell phones from the shoot. Unfortunately, I do not have any photos from the sex scenes – sorry. Shit was kinda hectic! However, if you are interested, there was a sex scene with Veruca, Kleio and Derrik Pierce, Jessie Lee and Tommy Pistol, Krysta Kaos and Mr. Pete, Dana Dearmond and Jon Jon and Julius Ceahzar, annnnd me and Danny Wylde. They were all pretty awesome. There was not one slightly mediocre sex scene in the movie. Everyone fucked – and acted – their asses off.

Like all my the features, the plot of this movie was pretty ridiculous. I had a really good time writing this one. An old and good friend of mine named Nick helped me out, who is insanely funny, and together we really made an incredibly comedic porno writing duo. In any case, the movie is basically about a coffee shop that isn’t doing so well – so a reality TV show that specializes in fixing coffee shops (called “save my coffee”) comes in to save it. I was poking fun at the fixer-upper reality TV shows like “Kitchen Nightmares” – or whatever that hair salon one is called. Then “save my coffee” starts to get poor ratings from the network – so we are forced to change the concept of the show to something more marketable; one where everyone has tans, and gets drunk all day. In the movie, we pretend this is a completely new and innovative concept but we are very obviously mimicking the Jersey Shore.

Everyone in the movie did their sex scenes in their hipster-esque, Barista gear – however, I did my sex scene in my Jersey Shore garb, on the TV show, within the porno movie. Get it?

So here is me and all the girls doing our Jersey Shore joke:

And here is what I would look like had I stayed living in Jersey, and hung out with a completely different crowd of people. Melissa – the makeup artist, did her best to still keep me looking attractive, and not like a total clown. Danny Wylde and I were completely doused in spray tan- and we are both incredibly pale. It was for sure the tannest sex we ever had. It was kind of hilarious. I hope you are still able to get aroused by it!

Anyways, the release of this movie is scheduled for June or July. It’s going to be a huge editing project since there is like, a movie, and two TV shows within the movie. I’m pretty excited about it! It’s going to be really unique, with hot sex, and some awesomely funny dialogue. Fuck yeah! Working on my mini epic movies truly makes me happy. It’s a real challenge and such a great feeling when everything comes out the way you want it to.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night I took Jessie Lee and Veruca James on a date for Valentine’s Day. I mean, two Valentines are better than one! And two girls I have had sex with, are better than any other Valentine in the world…right?

I took them to one of my favorite LA restaurants – it’s called The Boneyard Bistro. It’s an upscale BBQ place, so the food is greasy, and kind of fancy at the same time. Like, they make gourmet buffalo wings and fried chicken and shit. Jessie is a vegetarian, but she was still satisfied. She had a Portobello mushroom burger with a side of fried mac and cheese. I ate a grilled cheese sandwich with BBQ brisket on it and some kind of onion jam – it was ridiculously tasty. I also ate a few of Veruca’s buffalo wings. Porn stars definitely can’t eat like this every night but – we can pig out every once in a while.

Veruca and I shared a very tasty bottle of wine to go along with our greasy food. I would like to say we indulged in wild and crazy sex after dinner, but we just went back to my place and passed out on the couch in about 5 minutes. I am sure we both had sex in our minds, somehow…while we were sleeping.

In any case, it was a fun way to spend a really stupid holiday. I’m glad it’s over.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Sorry – I am SKIPPING the blog again.  I will be back bloggin away tomorrow.  In the meantime, there is a really awesome video montage of a bunch of blowjobs me and some Burning Angels gave on porn sets…like when we weren’t filming.  They’re Behind-The-Scenes blowjobs! Just for fun.  So if you have a membership, perhaps you will look past this blog SKIP and just go straight for the VIDEO. You will be a happy camper.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

When the AEE Expo ends, it’s kind of like Christmas is over in porn-land. There is so much preparation, so much hype, and so much shopping – and it goes by quickly and ends before you know it. I will honestly say, this was by far my most fun year at the convention. For so many years, I felt like the odd ball out in porn. I felt like BurningAngel was such a small dot on the big porno map, and constantly felt insecure around all the other companies, with their big glossy booths and stuff. I feel like we have finally made our mark – and everyone accepts us for who we are, and we are where we belong.

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