Sooooo…it’s that time again…another EXXXOTICA…another PAIR THAT PUSSY!!! Today starts EXXXOTICA LA…and in honor of me and all the BurningAngels who will be there, we’re gonna play my favorite game…PAIR THAT PUSSY!  Basically, there are pics below of the 8 BurningAngels (7 hot ladies and 1 Brian Street Team!) –  JESSIE LEE, ASPHYXIA, CADENCE ST. JOHN, KRISSIE DEE, KELLY CHAOS, SPARKY, SALLY SPARROW and BRIAN STREET TEAM – who will be at the BurningAngel booth with me this weekend – one set of their face pictures and one set of their…PUSSY PICTURES!  Specifically from behind…tehe.  Haha.  So yeah – you have to pair them.  Get it!?  The faces have numbers and the pussies have letters.  You can write the pairings in my Comments section, or even just come to Exxxotica to meet us in person and see for yourself if you got it correct! And to get the game rolling, here is a picture of MY FACE and MY PUSSY (from behind) to, um, inspire you! …

OK, get it?!?  I hope so!  And now the game begins…

So here are the FACES of EXXXOTICA LA 2011 – BURNINGANGEL…woot woot!:

…and here are their PUSSIES!:

Ummm…good luck!  And don’t forget to get all the info about visiting us THIS WEEKEND (yes, today, tomorrow and Sunday!!!) RIGHT HERE in the BurningAngel EVENTS Section!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night I went to the Florentine Gardens in Hollywood with Jessie Lee to see Shiny Toy Guns perform. When I go out to brunch, many times I order Eggs Florentine. It usually means poached eggs with Hollandaise sauce over spinach. I’m not sure what this venue had to do with spinach but, whatever. It’s cool.

I was really excited to see them play, and unfortunately – they went on stage and only played two songs? It was weird. It was a big cock tease. They did play their hit “Le Disco” – which is one of my favorite songs – and they played one other one, and like… that was it. Why did they even get out of bed? Why did they even show up at all?! Pretty weird. They totally owe me a proper show.

I did an interview them awhile back – I should probably get in touch with their management and see what the hell that was all about. Perhaps more than two songs was just not in the budget.

Well here’s a dark picture of the stage – I should really be a band photographer! Right?

And here is me and Jessie Lee and one of her friends – whose name I always forget. She is super hot with nice boobs though. We are also standing in size order – we didn’t do that on purpose!!! Kinda funny, right?

Yeah. Well even though I only heard two songs, all-in-all, it was a fun night out!

Well have a good weekend. You should stay in, put your air conditioning on, and jerk off to my porno. And hang out in the BurningAngel chat room – it’s been really fun in there lately.

It was just a suggestion! Take it or leave it.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

This weekend, I was in Chicago celebrating at Phoenix Askani’s Birthday party! It was a blast. It’s kind of odd that before this summer I had been to Chicago once, and now I have been there like 5 times. I have decided I like it there. The food is amazing (and ridiculously gluttonous, but whatever) the bars are a lot of fun, and I have the most awesome posse of hoes there. I especially like the bartenders there…

At Phoenix’s party, there was a Jello wrestling contest. It turned into more of a Jello make-out fest than actual wrestling but I think that is the whole point of it, right? Anyways BurningAngel girl Sidney Scarlet partook in the wrestling. Any excuse for us to see Sidney’s boobs is a good one.

Here is my butt in the air and my face in Phoenix Askani’s vagina. It was her special birthday lap dance. Weeeee! I should really remember that if I plan on giving lap dances to someone on a stage in a bar, I need to wear nicer panties. I’m so enmarassed! These are green H & M thongs that like, come in a pack of six. Not very glamorous. Oh well. Sorry for my ugly panties, Chicago. I will do better next time, I promise.

Before the party, we went to some restaurant called “Porkchop”. It was really un-kosher. Everything on the menu had pork in it. The wall had saws all over it – it was pretty cool looking. So here is me and Azure Maddox, Veruca James, and another friend of ours named Matt, hanging out inside the saws. It looks sorta Texas Chainsaw Massacre – right?

CHECK OUT THE ENTIRE PHOTO GALLERY from the party taken by the BurningAngel member and my good friend Damon James!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Yesterday we shot some porno. We haven’t shot new scenes in awhile , and yesterday, we shot three scenes in one day. We really dove back in! Below are some pictures from the set or the new scenes with some new girls -  Severin Graves, Mary Jane, Krissie Dee and Aria Rae…here’s a picture of  Severin, Krissie and Aria sitting together on the couch.  Aw:

We shot Mary Jane for a scene for PunkSChoolgirls.com – she dressed like a schoolgirl and Brian Street Team dressed like a school boy; it was pretty cute. We made him dress like Angus Young.

Oh, and in the scene, I played her mom! That’s kind of creepy, but kind of funny too, right? Here I am…er… dressed like a mom? Haha!

For lunch, we ate El Pollo Loco.

Severin Graves did an anal POV scene with James Deen. James has been in Europe all summer, so it was great to have him back!

And we shot a lezbo scene for HeavyMetalPussyParty with Krissie Dee and Aria Rae…in the scene Krissie was a sex present that was left for Aria to play with while her boyfriend was out of town. Boyfriends should always leave hot Asian sex toys with blue hair when they go away.

A little bit of butt sex, a little bit of lesbians and a little bit of schoolgirl play made it a great Sunday!

Oh, and after the shoot, we all went to a diner and ate a bunch of greasy food. It was fucking awesome!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

Hi all. I hope you are all relieved to know that Obama is from Hawaii! It’s official . Yeah . We can all sleep better tonight.

Yesterday, we took some naked pictures of a new BurningAngel girl named Mary Jane. She is 18-years-old with an awesome butt! She will be naked on BurningAngel soon, so pay attention! Here are some pics of her I took with my phone that don’t really do her justice . She is way hotter than this.

Also -  exciting news! I was in a fashion magazine holding a Louis Vuitton bag and dry-humping the sexy Wolf Hudson. Here’s what it looks like!

I think it’s available in London… it’s called i-D Magazine – the Spring 2011 UK Issue.

Skin and Asphyxia were also in it…They look amazing !

It’s an honor to be in it. Pretty weird for a Jew who’s barely 5-feet tall to be in a fashion mag!

And here’s a pic of me and Jessie Lee. We’re about to go to Jason Ellis radio show. Were running kinda late. But at least we look cute…right ?

Enjoy your Wednesday. Also known as hump day. Hope there is some humping in your day as a result!

xoxo

Joanna Angel