Well, I had scheduled in my calendar to direct a movie starring Asphyxia on Nov 16, 17, and 18. I booked everyone and outlined the movie and stuff; I still hadn’t finished the script though. I’m pretty bad at meeting my own deadlines. It’s kind of awkward, since I can’t really fire myself…but if I were not me, I would probably fire me. Or at least give me some kind of warning, or something.

Anyways, for some reason I was totally convinced that the 16th was a Thursday, and not Wednesday. I don’t really know how I did that, but I did. I figured I would finish up the script today in the afternoon (Tuesday) and send it off to everyone tonight, and go over the shit with the set designers for any last-minute stuff  in the script on Wednesday – which would have us totally be ready to shoot Thursday morning. I woke up around 5 am, and looked at my phone, read that it said, “Tuesday – November 15th” , did a double-take, then realized…oh. Fuck. The 16th is TOMORROW and in fact not on Thursday.

So I jumped out of bed, made a retarded amount of coffee, and plowed through my script between the hours of 5 and 9 am. Luckily I had about half of it written, and a solid outline…but it was stressful. I don’t know what the hell happened to me! Fortunately I finished, and by the time most normal people were awake, I was able to send everyone a copy of it and go through everything. I’m sorry if this was an incredibly boring story. It was really exciting and crazy as it was happening. I wish I could have taught myself a lesson, and completed the crappiest script of all time so I would know not to do this again…but unfortunately, I’m quite pleased with the movie and I’m really excited to direct it. I’m not in this one! Just directing.

Maybe I should post some of my scripts on my blog one day for you guys to read. Would you be into that? Or do you prefer to just see pictures of my ass…

Anyways, here is a photo of me at 6 am…by my computer… frazzled as all hell.

Thank god for coffee or this would have been a huge disaster.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I woke up pretty grumpy today.  But then something not-grumpy happened…my friend, Krysta Kaos came over…and SHE was grumpy.  SO we were grumpy together today.  And two grumpies together makes everything a little less grumpy, you know?  So yeah. Here is us being grumpy buddies!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

We took a break from shooting for a bit, but now we’re back. A new girl just came out here to shoot some stuff this weekend! She’s adorable and has a huge septum ring. She also told me it would be her dream to get penetrated by two dudes at once!!! Maybe me being the porno fairy can make her dream come true.

Here she is…she thinks her name should be “Riah ” …that’s a cool name – right ?

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Hello everyone!

This weekend – as you know – I was in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida for a whole big DVD wholesaler/retailer schmooze fest. On the business end, I think it was kind of exciting. I remember going to these things in my early days and everyone was incredibly weirded out by my movies. Retailers and wholesalers were so confused about everything about them – from the girls who were “not porn stars“, to the odd scenarios that led to sex…and most importantly…they really were just turned off by the fact that they didn’t belong in any category. Are they interracial pornos? Are they anal pornos? Are they “couples” pornos? Are they amateur porn? My movies have little elements of everything, but aren’t really anything at the same time. When I started making movies, I had no idea that these were unspoken rules you’re supposed to follow if you want to have a successful porn company. It’s a blessing and a curse at the same time that I just had no idea!

However, the people who own stores all seem to be excited about BurningAngel movies. They still really don’t get it, but they’re happy to stock it because people seem to dig it! So thank YOU everyone for helping a whole bunch of close-minded people open their minds…and helping me build my brand so I can keep making movies that defy every porno law.

I had to hang out in the big warehouse where just about every porn product ever was stocked. I found a new product that I found incredibly disturbing… and a biological nightmare. I think in the name of science I might actually protest this product!!! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TITTY FUCK!!!

Here I am with Raylene – my Jewish milf porno friend, and a newer star, Chanel Preston. We were just about to go on a booze cruise.

And here I am on the booze cruise. TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT ME; I’M ON A MOTHER FUCKIN’ BOAT!

Well today I’m on set. Pictures from set will come tomorrow!

xoxo

Joanna Angel