Yesterday I was in a grumpy mood. As I was huffing-and-puffing around my apartment , my friend Stephen Hopcraft – the world-renowned chef who works at STK in Vegas, informed me that he was helping out at the STK in Los Angeles…And asked that I come in. It was the perfect text at the perfect time. I grabbed my two girlfriends, Dana DeArmond and Jessie Lee, and we spent the evening indulging in amazing food and laughing our asses off. It was the perfect cure to my grumpy mood.

Having girlfriends is really important. Girls shouldn’t hate on each other. We need each other when we’re feeling emotional.

Well, here we are with my favorite chef in the world:

If you don’t find that exciting, well here are photos of us getting fucked in KUNG FU PUSSY!

Well, I’m off to New York now. Hope to see you there (I’ll be in WILLIAMSBURG on Wednesday night drinking and watching porn…COME HANG WTIH ME!)!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Ummm, I SKIP? I’m grumpy. I have nothing nice to say, and I was told that if you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all.  SO, I’m going to say only a couple of things…not-so-nicely…

First, BUY MY FUCKING T-SHIRTS – they’re spanking new and RIGHT HERE!

Second, I am going to CANADA next weekend.  Canadians, you’ve asked me to come, so here is your chance…don’t miss it!  Or I will take your maple leaves and burn them all. The maple trees too. INFO ON THE APPEARANCE IS RIGHT HERE!

Third, I’d like to thank GWAR for Tweeting me today.  It made me feel good. I want to have sex with all of you.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Yesterday – I masturbated TWICE! BOOYA! And I did it on camera. They were solo videos for JoannaAngel.com.

I bought new shoes – because really, who wants to masturbate with an old pair of shoes. These are some good masturbation shoes, right?

Well here I am – about to get sexy with myself.

I gave myself a bunch of orgasms. It was pretty awesome!

Then I went out and treated myself to a whole lot of sushi. It was a day of just focusing on MEEEE . Shoes, masturbation and sushi. I don’t know what else a girl could possibly need in a day – other than some anal sex…which I will get around to having sometime later in the month.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night was the screening for Asphyxia Heels the World at Studio Servitu (@studioservitu) . I had a good time! I like hanging out with my porno family. I also really like Studio Servitu. It’s a cool creepy-looking loft that has art shows, and lots of interesting parties there. I actually shot my scene with Manuel Ferrara there – you know, that one that was nominated for Best Anal this past year . It was pretty cool to chill at the party/screening and look at a bunch of people drink beers and hang out on a bed that I got anally pounded on. It made me giggle!

Anyways, the band Blackleg played. Blackleg is my friend Ssippi’s band – he has built a bunch of sets for us – and he played Igor in Fuckenstein. When Blackleg played in Jessie Lee Goes T o College – Brian Street Team was in the band, for the sake of the movie – so Jessie could bone the singer. However, now Tommy Pistol is actually in the band. He sings for Blackleg. And, Tommy was also in Asphyxia Heels the World – AND Ssippi helped build the shoe store in the movie. So yeah, Blackleg and BurningAngel are kind of married in an odd way – so it totally made sense for them to play the party!

Here they are:

And here is me and Asphyxia presenting the movie! I am kinda hunched over, and she is standing up properly. I should really work on my posture.

And here is Aiden Starr (@aidenstarr) humping my leg. That was pretty cool.

And here is me and Dana Deamond.

Here is me, Krissie Dee, Jessie, and Asphyxia:

This is the token photo of myself I took before I left my apartment to make sure my makeup was done properly:

This is me and Tommy Pistol and some new friends we made at the party!

Here I am bonding with them…

This is a photo of my butt that I took this morning and posted on Instagram.

And this is what I ate for breakfast.

It was a good night, with good friends, and a good movie I am extremely proud of. Yaaaay porno!

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel

Well, we made some new shirts. I’m like – Travis Barker. Or J-Lo. I’m making a clothing line!!! OK, not really at that level, but I have a few shirts. Maybe one day, I will have more shirts – and then maybe things that aren’t shirts. Who knows?! I just thought making some clothing would be a good thing to do.

So help me launch my “clothing line” and buy a shirt – and wear it!

Here they are!..

FOR THE LADIES, I present:

Lick My Punk Rock Pussy Tank

FOR THE GENTS, I present…

Tattooed Bikini Girl T-Shirt

And for WHOEVER THE FUCK WANTS IT, I present:

Tattooed Girls Do It Better Girl Tank

If any of this APPAREL APPEALS to you…click on the images, find out more about them, and for the love of everything unholy, BUY ONE! =)

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Ps. If you own/manage a store and would like to carry our shirts send me an email xjoannaangelx AT gmail DOT com