Jessie Lee’s return to banging on camera, and I love Tommy Pistol!
Yesterday, Jessie Lee did her big come-back scene! She banged Mr.Pete and Tommy Pistol. She did all sorts of banging. I had her bang Pete for a while, and Tommy for a while, and then the two of them together… all sorts of banging. It made sense for Jessie to bang Tommy – because you see, when Tommy quit porn for a year, and then did a big come-back, Jessie Lee was in HIS come-back video. So naturally, he had to be in her come-back video.
Things got all crazy when her, Pete and Tommy were banging yesterday and on a whim – she put BOTH OF THEIR COCKS IN HER VAGINA AT ONCE.
I will admit, in all my time in porn, I still have not seen that. I don’t have a photo of it. You will have to wait for the video to see that . I liked that it was not planned, and Jessie just begged for it because she was so horny and missed doing porn so much.
And once again, I did not have any sex. It was a directing day for me. So instead, I got my rocks off by taking pictures with Tommy.
Here we are…
…and here I am…
…and here we are pretending that we are on a roller coaster…
…and here we are with him pretending to have a big mustache that is really my hair….
And that’s it!
Posted in Burning Angel Girls, Jessie Lee, Pornstar Blog
Apparently Chris Hardwick is the most famous dude ever
My run in with Chris Hardwick
Last week I was a guest on the Greg Fitzsimmons radio show, and podcast with Chris Hardwick. I first met Greg when he was the host of the AVN awards show a few years ago. He is always very pleasant and funny and I think he has been the best comedian to host the show in the past few years that I have gone.
(from left to right- Greg Fitzsimmons, me, and Chris Hardwick aka most famous dude ever)
Posted in Events and Appearances, Pornstar Blog
#140 Tweets!
I am behind on blogging- as usual- but I am trying to catch up!
Two weeks ago- at the very last minute, I was added to an event in Hollywood called 140 tweets. It basically consisted of every single funny person in the history of comedy ever going on stage and saying a tweet out loud. All of this was filmed, and a DVD of the event is now being sold – and all the proceeds from the DVD are going to Haiti.
Now, I think I am kind of funny… but …. not nearly as funny as the comedians who were there. Like- Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Sarah Silverman, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Rainn Wilson, just to name a few. I did win an AVN award for best sex comedy a few years ago- but these people have won like, Emmys and Oscars and whatever the fuck legitimately famous people win for being talented.
In my head, I really hoped to go on stage and say a tweet- and have the audience start roaring in laughter and then have Sarah Silverman hand me over some kind of comedian torch and give me a big hug. Unfortunately, this did not even come close to happening- I did get a few chuckles though. I went on stage directly after one of my favorite newer comedians- Aziz Ansari. I find him to be hilarious. I saw him in the green room and got a photo with him- here it is.

Well here was my tweet-
“While someone was eating my pussy on camera today I realized my landing strip was lopsided. Can I sue my esthetician for malpractice?”
I dunno… it got a few chuckles. I thought it was OK? Regardless, there are much funnier people than me on the DVD and it is for a good cause… so you should get it if you have $10 to spare. You can buy it on Amazon here.
By the way- that tweet was true. My landing strip was totally lopsided and I realized it while Dana Dearmond was eating my pussy in the newest movie I just made… called “Bartenders”. But talking about that belongs in a whole other blog entry.
xoxox
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