Yesterday I was in a grumpy mood. As I was huffing-and-puffing around my apartment , my friend Stephen Hopcraft – the world-renowned chef who works at STK in Vegas, informed me that he was helping out at the STK in Los Angeles…And asked that I come in. It was the perfect text at the perfect time. I grabbed my two girlfriends, Dana DeArmond and Jessie Lee, and we spent the evening indulging in amazing food and laughing our asses off. It was the perfect cure to my grumpy mood.

Having girlfriends is really important. Girls shouldn’t hate on each other. We need each other when we’re feeling emotional.

Well, here we are with my favorite chef in the world:

If you don’t find that exciting, well here are photos of us getting fucked in KUNG FU PUSSY!

Well, I’m off to New York now. Hope to see you there (I’ll be in WILLIAMSBURG on Wednesday night drinking and watching porn…COME HANG WTIH ME!)!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night was the screening for Asphyxia Heels the World at Studio Servitu (@studioservitu) . I had a good time! I like hanging out with my porno family. I also really like Studio Servitu. It’s a cool creepy-looking loft that has art shows, and lots of interesting parties there. I actually shot my scene with Manuel Ferrara there – you know, that one that was nominated for Best Anal this past year . It was pretty cool to chill at the party/screening and look at a bunch of people drink beers and hang out on a bed that I got anally pounded on. It made me giggle!

Anyways, the band Blackleg played. Blackleg is my friend Ssippi’s band – he has built a bunch of sets for us – and he played Igor in Fuckenstein. When Blackleg played in Jessie Lee Goes T o College – Brian Street Team was in the band, for the sake of the movie – so Jessie could bone the singer. However, now Tommy Pistol is actually in the band. He sings for Blackleg. And, Tommy was also in Asphyxia Heels the World – AND Ssippi helped build the shoe store in the movie. So yeah, Blackleg and BurningAngel are kind of married in an odd way – so it totally made sense for them to play the party!

Here they are:

And here is me and Asphyxia presenting the movie! I am kinda hunched over, and she is standing up properly. I should really work on my posture.

And here is Aiden Starr (@aidenstarr) humping my leg. That was pretty cool.

And here is me and Dana Deamond.

Here is me, Krissie Dee, Jessie, and Asphyxia:

This is the token photo of myself I took before I left my apartment to make sure my makeup was done properly:

This is me and Tommy Pistol and some new friends we made at the party!

Here I am bonding with them…

This is a photo of my butt that I took this morning and posted on Instagram.

And this is what I ate for breakfast.

It was a good night, with good friends, and a good movie I am extremely proud of. Yaaaay porno!

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel

Hello New York! I am here for a week. It’s cold and rainy outside, and I kinda like it. It’s nice to be here – it always is.

I was so exhausted from our big shoot, that I missed two flights to New York. One at 1pm, then another at 3pm – fortunately I was able to catch one at 4:25PM and got in around 1 am. But I am here now – in my office, doing stuff.

I have a few more photos from various cell phones from the shoot. Unfortunately, I do not have any photos from the sex scenes – sorry. Shit was kinda hectic! However, if you are interested, there was a sex scene with Veruca, Kleio and Derrik Pierce, Jessie Lee and Tommy Pistol, Krysta Kaos and Mr. Pete, Dana Dearmond and Jon Jon and Julius Ceahzar, annnnd me and Danny Wylde. They were all pretty awesome. There was not one slightly mediocre sex scene in the movie. Everyone fucked – and acted – their asses off.

Like all my the features, the plot of this movie was pretty ridiculous. I had a really good time writing this one. An old and good friend of mine named Nick helped me out, who is insanely funny, and together we really made an incredibly comedic porno writing duo. In any case, the movie is basically about a coffee shop that isn’t doing so well – so a reality TV show that specializes in fixing coffee shops (called “save my coffee”) comes in to save it. I was poking fun at the fixer-upper reality TV shows like “Kitchen Nightmares” – or whatever that hair salon one is called. Then “save my coffee” starts to get poor ratings from the network – so we are forced to change the concept of the show to something more marketable; one where everyone has tans, and gets drunk all day. In the movie, we pretend this is a completely new and innovative concept but we are very obviously mimicking the Jersey Shore.

Everyone in the movie did their sex scenes in their hipster-esque, Barista gear – however, I did my sex scene in my Jersey Shore garb, on the TV show, within the porno movie. Get it?

So here is me and all the girls doing our Jersey Shore joke:

And here is what I would look like had I stayed living in Jersey, and hung out with a completely different crowd of people. Melissa – the makeup artist, did her best to still keep me looking attractive, and not like a total clown. Danny Wylde and I were completely doused in spray tan- and we are both incredibly pale. It was for sure the tannest sex we ever had. It was kind of hilarious. I hope you are still able to get aroused by it!

Anyways, the release of this movie is scheduled for June or July. It’s going to be a huge editing project since there is like, a movie, and two TV shows within the movie. I’m pretty excited about it! It’s going to be really unique, with hot sex, and some awesomely funny dialogue. Fuck yeah! Working on my mini epic movies truly makes me happy. It’s a real challenge and such a great feeling when everything comes out the way you want it to.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Here are a few photos from LA Exxxotica. I hope you aren’t bored of these convention photos because I sure do go to a lot of conventions and take a lot of pictures. I hate the fluorescent lighting at them, though. It’s so unflattering. They need to start putting like, bar lighting at the convention halls.

But here we are! At the oh- so exciting BurningAngel booth. I do sincerely think we were by far the coolest booth at the show. Don’t tell everyone else I said that.

Here is Krissie Dee! It is a fact that just about everyone is in love with her. Men, women, cats, dogs, me, all the other BurningAngel girls, the president…everyone.

Here is me and Kelly Chaos.

Here is me and a BurningAngel newbie whose photos have not gone up yet – Mariah.

And here is the oh- so- adorable Sparky Sin Claire in a blue wig!

Annnnd here’s a big group of us – Cadence, Mariah, Krissie Dee, Me, Kelly Chaos, Jessie Lee, Dana DeArmond and the infamous Brian Street Team!!!

I’ll have more fluorescent lit photos from the convention up on JoannaAngel.com next week. Thanks so much to everyone who came out and said hi and got some pornographic films.

xoxo

Joanna Angel