Here are a few photos from LA Exxxotica. I hope you aren’t bored of these convention photos because I sure do go to a lot of conventions and take a lot of pictures. I hate the fluorescent lighting at them, though. It’s so unflattering. They need to start putting like, bar lighting at the convention halls.

But here we are! At the oh- so exciting BurningAngel booth. I do sincerely think we were by far the coolest booth at the show. Don’t tell everyone else I said that.

Here is Krissie Dee! It is a fact that just about everyone is in love with her. Men, women, cats, dogs, me, all the other BurningAngel girls, the president…everyone.

Here is me and Kelly Chaos.

Here is me and a BurningAngel newbie whose photos have not gone up yet – Mariah.

And here is the oh- so- adorable Sparky Sin Claire in a blue wig!

Annnnd here’s a big group of us – Cadence, Mariah, Krissie Dee, Me, Kelly Chaos, Jessie Lee, Dana DeArmond and the infamous Brian Street Team!!!

I’ll have more fluorescent lit photos from the convention up on JoannaAngel.com next week. Thanks so much to everyone who came out and said hi and got some pornographic films.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well this weekend was craaaaazy. I shot a new movie; it’s about ninjas. We had three 15-hour days in a row – I posted that on Twitter and everyone seems to think I was fucking for 15-hours straight each day, but that is not the case at all! This movie had a 20-page script (that I wrote) with extensive fight scenes that required choreography, and a whole shitload of dialogue…You know, the stuff you assholes fast-forward through. I did get to have sex with porno legend Tom Byron - he’s been in porn for like 30 years! It was cool. I never worked with him before and I really enjoyed fucking him. It’s fun to experience new penises in my ass – particularly legendary ones!

I think I decided that the title of this movie will be “Kung Fu Pussy”. I had toyed with the idea of possibly calling it “Shaolin Ass” or “Fistful of Dicks” or something…but Kung Fu Pussy sounds better. It sort of sounds like a parody of Kung Fu Panda – but it’s not at all. There are no pandas in the film. However, the world seems to get very excited about porno parodies so perhaps if people think it is about Pandas, it might sell a few extra copies.

I will have “professional” photos from the film sometime next week, but in the meantime, here are a few photos I took from my phone from set. Shooting this movie was a great experience! I can’t wait to see how it turns out. Now I am exhausted! And I must start getting ready for my exciting trip to Chicago this weekend.

And just so everyone knows who you’re looking at in these amazing photos…

The cast of this movie is:

(Drumroll)

Me, Kleio, Jessie Lee, Skin Diamond, Dana Dearmond, and Kelly Chaos. The dudes in this movie are James Deen, Brian Street Team, Dane Cross, Tommy Pistol, Mr. Pete and Tom Byron.

Here’s Kleio and Jessie practicing their fight skills:

Here’s Tommy, Jessie, Kleio and Mr.Pete BANGING:

Here’s some pics from the scene with Brian Street Team, Dane, Kelly Chaos and Skin Diamond:

Here’s Brian Street Team and my friend Ssippi who did the set design on this film – being kung fu masters:

Here’s me, Dana DeArmond and Kleio being adorable:

Here I am as a NINJA:

… yes I know there are no Asians in this movie. Sorry.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well, this weekend at LA Exxxotica was um… interesting.

Quite honestly, it was a little empty. Conventions in general this year have been a little bit slow, and the people who are at the conventions seem to be more excited by what I refer to as the “porn circus” then porn itself. I call the porn circus things like, girls sucking on penis shaped lollipops, or getting really excited to take a picture of a stripper’s butt on your friends head, or some kind of fake orgasm contest, or involving yourself in some kind of “what kind of porn star are you!” game. It is a shame because I spend so much time and energy on thinking of ideas for what types of scenes to shoot, or writing scripts for movies, and just pairing people and booking all the different aspects of our shoots- but I might have to start putting some amount of effort elsewhere and think of some weird kitchy ideas we can market if I want to stay in business. In other words- I will have to join the circus! I have some ideas. I’m not exactly proud of them but, they shouldn’t be too difficult and hopefully can bring in some extra revenue. Ahhhh man. I sound like such a dorky business woman!

In any case, I thank everyone greatly who did come out. I appreciate your support and i will continue to provide sexy entertainment for you!

Here is a shot of all of the sexy ladies who signed at my awesome pink booth- except for Sparky- who was not arounda t the time when we took this photo!

From left to right its Dana Dearmond, ME, Kleio, and Draven. I am a lot shorter than everyone!!

But aside from that depressing stuff- I got to hand out with Kleio a lot this weekend.

I made a movie about her called “Crushing on Kleio” because well… it is so hard to not have a crush on her. She is so adorable. She spends most of her time in Texas, and doesn’t really travel other than when she comes to LA to shoot. She joined me, Jenna Haze and Draven for sushi on Saturday night – and when the menu came, Kleio looked at it completely perplexed. I asked her what she was ordering and she told me she had no clue what anything meant as she had never eaten sushi before. I forgot- that cowboys don’t exactly grow up eating pieces or raw salmon!

We all taught Kleio how to use chopsticks, and I ordered plates of rolls, and different kinds of Sashimi.

She tried them all and wasn’t sure which one she liked best. I found it incredibly entertaining…. at the end of the evening she was covered in rice, and drops of soy sauce wound up on her shirt. People in LA eat sushi several times a week. I have overheard conversations at the gym that involved two big muscular guys debating over which sushi place on the same block is superior to one another…. and that shit gets HEATED! Being around someone who was so oblivious to the world of uncooked fish was refreshing, and cute, and fun at the same time. In exchange she offered to take me to some kind of BBQ place in Texas where people wear bibs and eat things with their hands. I want to go there and shower in homemade BBQ sauce!!

I will have more photos and stuff from the convention later this week. You know how I roll with my late blog entries!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Alright well- these next two weekends me and the BurningAngel girls will be hanging out at porn conventions.

This weekend we will be at Exxxotica LA and next weekend in at Exxxtacy Chicago.

Come see us! We will have our own booth- with all your favorite movies, stickers, pictures and OF COURSE … my Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll will be there as well. You can get your own and film a video at the convention and enter it in my awesome Blow Joanna Up contest.

Speaking of awesome contests- we are having a WIN TWO FREE PASSES TO EXXXOTICA contest which you better enter like, right now- because it ends tomorrow night at some point. Note- this contest is JUST to win a free pass. I will not be supplying you a ride, or a flight or a hotel… or anything of the sort. Just a free day pass to the convention. Got it? It’s a simple contest- here is what you do.

Twitter at me @joannaangel with the hashtag #BAXLA and why you are BurningAngel’s biggest fan and deserve to go!

Um, it’s not really a rule to follow me on twitter to enter this contest but- basically… if you’re not following me… there is no way in hell I will pick you to win because what kinda biggest fan is not following me!! So I’m like, not forcing you… but I am. Got it?

The winner will receive TWO TICKETS for entry to LA Exxxotica on the DAY OF YOUR CHOICE, AND can come to the BURNINGANGEL BOOTH and get a FREE DVD and a picture with all of the BA GIRLS at the convention!

Even though I just told you all the contest info, you can read it all here if you want to read all that stuff again in a more um… “professional” kinda format, or something.

Here are the girls who will be at the LA Exxxotica Show Draven Star, Kleio, Dana Dearmond, Sparky and me, Joanna Angel! These are actually JPGS of the actual 8 x 10s we will be signing so… getting these in printed form WITH our signature on them should be quite the incentive to go… right?

and MEEEEEEE

Thanks! I look forward to meeting you all there.

Before you go, if you want to see how much fun these porn conventions are click here to see my Photos from This Years Exxxotica Miami!

xoxox

Joanna Angel