I just want to say this is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. I thought it was going to be a lame chick flick, but it wasn’t. The movie was hilarious, and a really accurate depiction of how bitchy and caddy girls can be with one another over nothing…while being humorous at the same time. The writing was great, the timing was perfect, and it was like, JUST sappy enough to make you happy but not over the top. I love what I do, but this movie actually made me want to write a real movie…without sex in it.

Or possibly try to make a porn that is equally as funny as this movie.

Anyways, Bridesmaids, in honor of you, I put this big black butt plug in my ass. Thanks for making me laugh!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Yesterday I did ANOTHER webcam show. This time it was for IMLive.com. I always feel like I am cheating on my own website when I do something for another website but, it’s cool. It’s a good way to get exposure because ImLive is, like, the biggest webcam site in the world.

I got to meet some new people! IMLive has a feature on their site where you can see the people on the other end. It’s a little crazy; I will admit. Kinda hot, and kinda weird at the same time. I definitely witnessed about 87 dudes jerking off…and I told them all they had huge cocks, one by one, and they all heard me. I don’t know how they didn’t figure out after a little while that I was being a little insincere, but “huge” is a relative term…right? I wasn’t sure what else I was supposed to say in the presence of a stranger’s penis on the Internet. Complimenting it seemed like the right thing to do!

Here is a picture of me and the thing I spend a few hours with before my cam shows.

Hahaha sorry. Was that a little – as the kids say today – “TMI” ?

I do not have pictures from the webcam show, so I just reenacted it for you. It’s me, and a computer, and a dildo in my ass.

….And since we are on the subject of slightly inappropriate things, I thought I would share a photo with you of me, and a cup of my pee. I took it as I was getting my monthly STD test yesterday.

I thought you might enjoy some proof that I actually do get tested.

In other news – as in, news about other people getting penetrated who are not me – Azure Maddox did a scene for POV Punx.com yesterday. James Deen shoots all the POV scenes. Here are a few photos from his blog that he took at the shoot.

*Photo courtesy of James Deen’s Blog!

*Photo courtesy of James Deen’s Blog!

And that’s all I have for today!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Valentines Day is an incredibly cheesy holiday- so I figured I would celebrate it with a super awesome cheesy photo-set. Here is an example- it’s from my new photo set up on JoannaAngel.com!!

Yes- there are boobs and even a pink dildo that goes inside my pussy in the set- so don’t worry. I am not going all soft on you.

Before we took these photos- I had Brian Street Team go to the $1.00 store and buy anything pink, red and heart shaped in the store and I told the photographer (Kelly Lind) to make these photos feel like a Hallmark card… but with boobs. I figured if I was gonna do this I may as well go all the way.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy my amazingly cheezy yet pornographic Valentines Day photo-set. I highly encourage you to print out one of the photos- cut it up into a heart- and turn it into a valentine to give to your loved one.

You can see the whole thing here on JoannaAngel.com!!

xoxox

Joanna Angel