I’m incredibly hung over.  Miami this weekend was a little too much fun for me . I need to detox and get back to real life!

I’ll show you more pics later this week but here is what I have today!! Don’t forget to look for my vagina in the pictures!

I had a beautiful view of the beach from my room.

I masturbated in my room and looked at the water . It was pretty awesome . It was so awesome that I fingered my ass.

I wore a pair of some really cool pink shorts with zippers on the.

And I felt very gangster because I was on a big banner.

And now I must go puke in a bathroom for a few hours.

Xoxo

Joanna Angel

UG! Now I am just about the dumbest girl in the world. Well maybe not the dumbest but, I had a super hot experience with a beautiful pornstar named Sunny Leone.  She is a Vivid contract girl. I am pretty confused about the whole thing since she is like, a chick who I think is way out of my league… and I realized I have no hot photos of me and her together- or actually any photos at all- so I bet you won’t even believe me! She is very beautiful, and really innocent.  She started off in porn just doing solo stuff magazines, I think she was some kind of Penthouse Pet or something. I always considered girls who were Penthouse Pets to have from a different planet. It’s like someone basically told them “Yo- you are so hot, that people in this world will be able to have orgasms from just LOOKING at you naked. You know, you can just stand there. You don’t have to do anything else!” To be honest, it sounds incredibly boring, but to be deemed as hot enough to induce an orgasm by just standing there and doing nothing, is quite an honor I think.

A few years later she signed a contract with Vivid and only did lesbian porn, which is incredibly rare…. now she does some boy/girl stuff with her new boyfriend on her website. She looks even hotter in person than she does in those “Sunny Leone pics,” that are all over the internet, a rarity in porn- especially for Vivid contract girls. Ooops. Did I just say that out loud? Sorry. Yeah. Anyways- She is a mixture of like 10 different hot ethnicities…. she is just so exotic, and like… I don’t know… beautiful and hot. Sorry, did I say she was hot too many times? Anyways, and all weekend, she was hitting on me?! It was kinda nuts. She sent me adorable text messages throughout the weekend telling me hot hot I looked and was just so ridiculously flattering that I was pretty sure there was just some sort of clause in her Vivid contract saying that she had to be nice to short Jewish girls with tattoos. I didn’t think she actually had some kind of genuine interest in me.

There is a panel all the girls at EXXXOTICA had to do once a day on stage. Before the panel all the girls gathered near the stage and basically bitched about how much we did not want to do the panel. I actually, kind of liked doing the panel but what I liked doing more than the panel was pretending to be a porn star and part of doing that requires complaining about things from time to time that really are not worth complaining about. So I did! And it was pretty awesome.

Anyways, Sunny looked nervous before the panel and I asked her what was wrong. She expressed to me that every time she does any panel it seems as though fans want to hear about “crazy stories” and she said she just didn’t have any. She basically said that most of her life she had only fucked her boyfriends, and um… well I don’t know if you watch any girl on girl Vivid porn but its um… you know… not crazy. Nothing about partaking in that type of thing is at all a “crazy story.” She said that her boyfriend once put an ice cube up her butt and that was about the most sexually adventurous thing she had ever done- and she giggled and turned red as she said it.

How did a girl like this wind up in porn? I was so confused…. Jenna Haze stood near me (because we spend the entirety of our Miami convention experience next to each other) and after Sunny said this I was like “Jenna I don’t get it! I thought we were all whores!” Both myself, and Jenna Haze were both sort of turned on and kind of baffled by Sunny Leone’s sweet innocence.

So at about 5am one morning Jenna and I rolled around her bed drunk. I don’t remember what we were doing exactly. I was trying to decide if I should stumble back to my room or not, and then Sunny texted both me and Jenna and said “can I come up!” And of course we both texted back with “YES!!!” read the rest of this entry….