Last Friday I was asked to participate in the Skylar Neil Charity Golf tournament. As you may or may not know, Skylar was Vince Neil’s daughter who died of cancer in 1995. I read all about it in the Motley Crue biography written by Neil Strauss. It’s a terribly sad story. After he death he started a foundation that raises funding and awareness for children illnesses. Every year he has a golf tournament where a bunch of rich men play golf and all the money made at this tournament goes to the foundation. Rich men like porn stars and alcohol- so Vince makes sure to take care of his golfers who are taking care of him by having those things at every hole. I was pretty drunk by um… noon, and then things like this started happening.

I convinced a golfer that this would get him a “hole in one.” I am a total philanthropist. I do anything for charity!!

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Last Friday I was asked to participate in the Skylar Neil Charity Golf tournament. As you may or may not know, Skylar was Vince Neil’s daughter who died of cancer in 1995. I read all about it in the Motley Crue biography written by Neil Strauss. It’s a terribly sad story. After he death he started a foundation that raises funding and awareness for children illnesses. Every year he has a golf tournament where a bunch of rich men play golf and all the money made at this tournament goes to the foundation. Rich men like porn stars and alcohol- so Vince makes sure to take care of his golfers who are taking care of him by having those things at every hole. I was pretty drunk by um… noon, and then things like this started happening.

I convinced a golfer that this would get him a “hole in one.” I am a total philanthropist. I do anything for charity!!

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