I am behind on blogging- as usual- but I am trying to catch up!

Two weeks ago- at the very last minute, I was added to an event in Hollywood called 140 tweets. It basically consisted of every single funny person in the history of comedy ever going on stage and saying a tweet out loud. All of this was filmed, and a DVD of the event is now being sold – and all the proceeds from the DVD are going to Haiti.

Now, I think I am kind of funny… but …. not nearly as funny as the comedians who were there. Like- Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Sarah Silverman, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Rainn Wilson, just to name a few. I did win an AVN award for best sex comedy a few years ago- but these people have won like, Emmys and Oscars and whatever the fuck legitimately famous people win for being talented.

In my head, I really hoped to go on stage and say a tweet- and have the audience start roaring in laughter and then have Sarah Silverman hand me over some kind of comedian torch and give me a big hug. Unfortunately, this did not even come close to happening- I did get a few chuckles though. I went on stage directly after one of my favorite newer comedians- Aziz Ansari. I find him to be hilarious. I saw him in the green room and got a photo with him- here it is.

Well here was my tweet-

“While someone was eating my pussy on camera today I realized my landing strip was lopsided. Can I sue my esthetician for malpractice?”

I dunno… it got a few chuckles. I thought it was OK? Regardless, there are much funnier people than me on the DVD and it is for a good cause… so you should get it if you have $10 to spare. You can buy it on Amazon here.

By the way- that tweet was true. My landing strip was totally lopsided and I realized it while Dana Dearmond was eating my pussy in the newest movie I just made… called “Bartenders”. But talking about that belongs in a whole other blog entry.

xoxox

Joanna Angel