These next few blog posts will consist of me and famous dudes. As I was importing the photos from my camera onto my computer- I was like, this is odd… there are several famous dudes (not chicks) in this new batch of pictures. By several I mean three. That is a lot for photos taken over the course of 5 days?

Well this past Saturday I had lunch with my good friend Brian Street Team. We went to this Vegan restaurant called Follow your Heart cafe. I like going there with Brian because there is just no way in hell James Deen would ever go with me to a vegan restaurant. Some people (including myself several years ago)like me used to protest eating meat- he would protest against tofu if given the opportunity.

Anyways when we sat down we noticed Travis Barker was there. We were both very excited. I was a big blink 182 fan even before they were played on the radio, and then even after they became cheesy I still enjoyed their music. I also have always considered Travis Barker as the best looking guy on the face of the earth ever since I was 14 years old (you are not allowed to think about what I looked like when I was 14, but you are allowed to acknowledge that I was 14 once). Whether you like Blink 182 or not (I am sure a lot of you reading this think that you are way too metal to admit that you like them) there is no doubt that Travis Barker is still an amazing drummer and a talented person all around.

I didn’t want to bother him while he was eating- so I tried using the power of twitter to get his attention. I twittered to him- “yo- @trvsbrkr I am eating at the same restaurant as you are. When you are done eating could I please have a picture with you?” My oh so nice followers helped re-tweet the message for me. Unfortunately he did not answer. He did not seem to check his twitter as obsessively as most people I interact with.

My table was outside – in perfect view of where he was parked. I saw him exit the restaurant and was like… ok whatever fuck this, I’m going to follow him to his car. I tried to do it in the most un-stalkerish way possible, with a very “oh I just happened to be walking this way” sorta vibe to it. I was damn smooth!

I waited around until he was done buckling his kids into the back seat. Then as he was about to step into the drivers seat- I was like “HEY- EXCUSE ME!! CAN I PLEASE GET A PICTURE WITH YOU!!!” He turned around, smiled, and said “sure no problem!” It was actually very polite. Had someone chased me down to my car I don’t know if I would have given them the same respect.

Well here was the outcome of my conquest – Travis Barker & Meeee.

I was going to attempt to photo-shop a red carpet in back of us but I was not exactly dressed appropriately for that kind of prank.

Then I took one of Travis Barker and Brian Street Team.

Yeah. So the moral of the story is, when you chose to not eat carcass for lunch you get rewarded by getting your picture taken with someone attractive and famous.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

I twittered about this on Friday after it happened- and I thought it needed its own blog entry. There really are some weird people in the world.

I figured I would shot a picture of a real orgy for this blog entry- since I don’t have any photos of fake orgies on my computer.

Yeah.

read the rest of this entry….

I have become an expert at losing awards in this past year-at this point, I should really start training other people on how to lose an award in almost every category. I would like to break this losing streak at some point.

My good friends over at TLA Video are having a contest now. There is one particular category I think you all really need to vote for me in- and that is “best starlet blog.” I know I am not the best at updating my blog all the time… but hey… I try? I think I have given you all some good laughs- and a whole lot of free dirty photos on here throughout the years. The least you could do in return is click on a button and vote a few times. I highly encourage those of you who are unemployed- and don’t even have enough money to pay for my porn… to sit around for the next few weeks and do nothing but vote. You will be one step closer to redeeming yourself for not having a membership to JoannaAngel.com.

Well you can vote here -  http://www.tlaraw.com/smutties/a-4 or you can click on the picture.

I was nominated for Performer of the Year, and LA Pink was nominated for Best Porn Parody, and as I mentioned above- best starlet blog.

You should also vote for James Deen for male performer of the year, Brian Street Team for best new male, Andy San Dimas for best new female, and my girl Jenna Haze for best director. I was not nominated for best director- however, I am in the photo with Van Styles for his “best director” photo…. which is kind of confusing… sort of. Perhaps this was TLA’s way of saying I was some kind of runner up.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

James Deen and Taylor Swift- two young legends who need to fuck.

Those of you who didn’t know- last night at the Grammys Taylor Swift won the award for Album of the Year. She is the youngest person ever to receive this award- and she is 20 years old. In 2009 James Deen was the youngest guy ever to take home the AVN award for Male Performer of the Year. Hmm. I have no other explanation for this other than to conclude that they are soul mates.

Now, I love James Deen and I love Taylor swift. I love to fuck James Deen and I have thought about fucking Taylor Swift at least twice- and in my imagination the sex was pretty awesome. Granted- I had to do most of the work and she just kinda laid there but it was cool. I totally didn’t mind. But yeah- out of respect I think I may have to put my feelings aside and just let these two run away together. I mean, they are totally meant to be. Two young winners who made history- they would really make a great couple. Wouldn’t they?

If you could see that I’m the one who understands you

Been here all along, so why can’t you see?

You, you belong with DEEN!

hehehehehe

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel

James Deen and Taylor Swift- two young legends who need to fuck.

Those of you who didn’t know- last night at the Grammys Taylor Swift won the award for Album of the Year. She is the youngest person ever to receive this award- and she is 20 years old. In 2009 James Deen was the youngest guy ever to take home the AVN award for Male Performer of the Year. Hmm. I have no other explanation for this other than to conclude that they are soul mates.

Now, I love James Deen and I love Taylor swift. I love to fuck James Deen and I have thought about fucking Taylor Swift at least twice- and in my imagination the sex was pretty awesome. Granted- I had to do most of the work and she just kinda laid there but it was cool. I totally didn’t mind. But yeah- out of respect I think I may have to put my feelings aside and just let these two run away together. I mean, they are totally meant to be. Two young winners who made history- they would really make a great couple. Wouldn’t they?

If you could see that I’m the one who understands you

Been here all along, so why can’t you see?

You, you belong with DEEN!

hehehehehe

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel