I have become an expert at losing awards in this past year-at this point, I should really start training other people on how to lose an award in almost every category. I would like to break this losing streak at some point.

My good friends over at TLA Video are having a contest now. There is one particular category I think you all really need to vote for me in- and that is “best starlet blog.” I know I am not the best at updating my blog all the time… but hey… I try? I think I have given you all some good laughs- and a whole lot of free dirty photos on here throughout the years. The least you could do in return is click on a button and vote a few times. I highly encourage those of you who are unemployed- and don’t even have enough money to pay for my porn… to sit around for the next few weeks and do nothing but vote. You will be one step closer to redeeming yourself for not having a membership to JoannaAngel.com.

Well you can vote here -  http://www.tlaraw.com/smutties/a-4 or you can click on the picture.

I was nominated for Performer of the Year, and LA Pink was nominated for Best Porn Parody, and as I mentioned above- best starlet blog.

You should also vote for James Deen for male performer of the year, Brian Street Team for best new male, Andy San Dimas for best new female, and my girl Jenna Haze for best director. I was not nominated for best director- however, I am in the photo with Van Styles for his “best director” photo…. which is kind of confusing… sort of. Perhaps this was TLA’s way of saying I was some kind of runner up.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

James Deen and Taylor Swift- two young legends who need to fuck.

Those of you who didn’t know- last night at the Grammys Taylor Swift won the award for Album of the Year. She is the youngest person ever to receive this award- and she is 20 years old. In 2009 James Deen was the youngest guy ever to take home the AVN award for Male Performer of the Year. Hmm. I have no other explanation for this other than to conclude that they are soul mates.

Now, I love James Deen and I love Taylor swift. I love to fuck James Deen and I have thought about fucking Taylor Swift at least twice- and in my imagination the sex was pretty awesome. Granted- I had to do most of the work and she just kinda laid there but it was cool. I totally didn’t mind. But yeah- out of respect I think I may have to put my feelings aside and just let these two run away together. I mean, they are totally meant to be. Two young winners who made history- they would really make a great couple. Wouldn’t they?

If you could see that I’m the one who understands you

Been here all along, so why can’t you see?

You, you belong with DEEN!

hehehehehe

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel

As you know- I went to Paris over the summer. We filmed a movie while we were there- and now it is out! It was a good excuse to go on vacation without really taking a vacation- because I am just not so good at taking vacations.

The movie is about me and James going to Paris- and losing our passports and all our travelers checks- and basically needing to fuck our way back to the US. It was a fun movie to film- we switched off holding the camera and stuff. I is shot in that “reality” style of porno that seems to be so popular these days. Anyways- here’s the trailer!

The movie stars me, James Deen, Holly D, Skin, Lucky, Steve Holmes, and a very famous French porn star named Cecilia Vega

I was going to post a bunch of photos with some witty text around them all but I am feeling a little lazy at the moment- so here is a gallery of photos from the movie.

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This movie was a lot of fun to make – and it was so great to get to know (by getting to know I mean have sex with) the European BurningAngel girls. You can buy the movie at your local adult video store- or of course, in the BurningAngel store.

Yeah!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

My Joanna Angel Video Blog from Paris

So I am really bad at keeping up with blogging because it is so time consuming -  so I started doing video blogs – here is one of me and James Dean in Paris…
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I should start a blog called “last month’s party” because I am really good at blogging about things about a month after they happen. It was a sign from the blogging gods above to write a new blog when my Heeb Storytelling Youtube clip got taken down for violating their terms of service. Grrr. The story was about finding god! How could they have taken it down!

Tomorrow evening (or actually tonight) I am going to Vegas to dance at the Penthouse club. I am excited…. I love going to Vegas. I love how cheesy and colorful it is, and how it is 24 hours everywhere. I am staying at the HARD ROCK HOTEL which I really do like. I have stayed there twice now. I like getting drunk and then walking around the lobby starring at weird old pieces of clothing that Rock Stars wore. I really need to pack- I have not packed. I also need to do laundry- but that isn’t happening. I don’t even know if I have any clean thongs to wear. I hope so. Perhaps I can just steal one off a mannequin in the lobby that like, Christina Aguilera wore or something.

Good things are happening in life. The BurningAngel network will be launching soon and I am just so excited. Now instead of being like, hey I’m Joanna Angel and I own a porn site- I can be like YO I’M FUCKING JOANNA ANGEL MOTHER FUCKERS AND I OWN LIKE 8 PORN SITES. I am going to start saying “yo” all the time and I am going to unlearn all the good grammar I learned in college. But seriously, I hope you all like them a lot and I hope you all want to get the new super duper BurningAngel membership that we are creating which will give you access to all the websites for one price. I feel stupid talking about business shit in my blog- but I really am proud of us. Oh, and by the way- we really need more girls for BigBoobsareCool.com. Unfortunately, I can’t just clone Sinead and January and there really aren’t THAT many ur um… oh god I hate this word but I have to use it…. there aren’t many “alt” girls with big boobs who do videos. But if you are, and you are reading this blog…. and you have really cool boobs (cool means D and above), and you want to put a penis inside of you while these said cool boobs bounce up and down- PLEASE apply to BurningAngel now.

I am getting a little off topic.

Here are some photos from the Girls Girls Girls 2 release party at the Roxy like 3 months ago. Or maybe it was three weeks ago… I don’t really know. I gotta upload these, and then attept to find a clean thong somewhere in my mess of a closet.

Well to start off- here are the BurningAngel studs. Brian Street Team and James Deen (who is looking for more twitter followers so that is why I linked to his Twitter (oh wait- my twitter is here- because I also like followers! ) As you can see, Brian Street Team is a cheap date, and James, being male performer of the year and all is a little more high class. Maybe after Brian fucks like 4 thousand more girls, he will be high class too.

And here is Madison.

Aaaaaaand here is me and James grabbing Whiskey’s boobs. I have known Whiskey ever since she was like 19…. I think I have only grabbed her boobs once in the entire time I have known her. I have some major boob grabbing catching up to do. Speaking of cool boobs, she has them… but I don’t know if she wants to put a penis in her on camera and let her boobs bounce on it. Maybe one day…. in the mean time I have this.

Here is me and Sasha Grey in the middle of a conversation. I feel like I should lie and tell you this conversation was about ass fucking but really- it was something like “Oh wow thanks for coming did you just get here?” “Yeah! Sorry I would have been here sooner but I got stuck in a lot of traffic… you look great! How are you doing?” But if that is not arousing then just close your eyes pretend we were talking about getting DP’d right at this moment.

And here is me- woooohoooo- oh and by the way Nova cut this dress up for me. It was super ugly before she took a scissor and cut it up.

Here is me and Sasha again- this time talking about gang-bangs. By gang-bangs, I really mean In and Out Burger.

And here is Regan Reese. She did a really hot scene with Draven in Girls Girls Girls 2. She was also in Cum on My Tattoo 3. I really do like her. She’s really hot and nice… and even though she has fake boobs she totally doesn’t act like all the other girls who have fake boobs, if that makes any sense. It’s like she is a fake fake boob person. Right? Ok, maybe that wasn’t one of my best. Sorry, I’m tired.

And here is Pixie Pearl! She has returned. She will be doing some new scenes for BurningAngel. Actually she already has done one and she will do a few more. It’s nice to have you back Pixie.

OK. Now Pixie is hot and takes dick well and blah blah blah – but here is why she REALLY is awesome. At the party, she put her purse down for a minute… and some intoxicated fellow puked all over it. Instead of crying about the purse like a prissy bitch- she simply asked the bar for a garbage bag and turned the garbage bag into a purse. It was amazing. My girls are just so god damn crafty. If a girl’s purse broke at the AVN awards she would go into cardiac arrest. So here is the garbage bag purse she made on the fly…. it looks like something you would see on a run-way that would cost like 9 thousand dollars in high-end store.

well that’s all my ramblings….

Good night.

xoxoxo

Joanna Angel