It’s Friday and I am feeling generous so I am going to give you two minutes of FREE PORN!!!
It’s a scene of me, James Deen and Keni Styles shot in night vision. It’s kinda like that Paris Hilton video, only I’m actually good in bed. OH SNAP, you hear that Paris? Yeah? I said it. You suck in the sack.
Well, here you go. Enjoy! And if you want to watch this whole scene, please watch it here on JoannaAngel.com! If you want to be a scumbag and continuously jerk off to these same two minutes again and again, then well…c’est la vie!
Have a good weekend! Hopefully I will see you around Brooklyn. And if I don’t, I AM DANCING IN NEW JERSEY NEXT FRIDAY – SEPTEMBER 30th! Come watch me!
For a porn star, I don’t get laid enough – both on AND off camera. Kind of ironic. Right? Everyone thinks it’s SO COOL and SO EMPOWERING to be a director and own your own company and shit, but really it’s a whole bunch of work and not that much sex. Quite the opposite of what anyone thinks when they think about anyone who works in porn.
So to make up for my lack of sex, I had sex all freakin’ day yesterday. It was awesome. It was for content for JoannaAngel.com. First I had sex with Jessie, then me and Jessie had sex with James Deen, then me and Jessie had sex with Mr.Pete and then me and Mr.Pete and Jessie and James all fucked – and I got DP’d by them and fucked all over the place. It was great. I was in a really grumpy mood yesterday, and now I’m not in a grumpy mood. I think I just needed to get laid.
Anyways, here is a picture of me and Jessie before all the sex ensued.
You will see all this sexing on JoannaAngel.com soon enough.
… And now, I must get back to running my porn empire and not getting any. SIGH!
I’ll just have to masturbate and think about my dirty day yesterday.
Here’s a sneak peek of pictures from my upcoming release…To be named “Kung Fu Pussy “!!!
Please note that “Kung Fu Pussy” is not a parody of Kung Fu Panda . I know how much you kids love parodies. Sorry . It’s not my thing, yo .
The movie is about me, Jessie and Kleio doing ninja stuff…And Dana Dearmond, Skin Diamond and Kelly Chaos are prisoners we need to save. Tom Byron is our wise Kung Fu teacher and James Deen is the evil emperor.
It all makes sense . I swear.
The movie will be out in September . Now start getting excited about it !!!
FOR THE FULL PHOTO GALLERY OF KUNG FU PUSSY PICS, CLICK HERE!!!
Yesterday we shot some porno. We haven’t shot new scenes in awhile , and yesterday, we shot three scenes in one day. We really dove back in! Below are some pictures from the set or the new scenes with some new girls - Severin Graves, Mary Jane, Krissie Dee and Aria Rae…here’s a picture of Severin, Krissie and Aria sitting together on the couch. Aw:
Oh, and in the scene, I played her mom! That’s kind of creepy, but kind of funny too, right? Here I am…er… dressed like a mom? Haha!
For lunch, we ate El Pollo Loco.
And we shot a lezbo scene for HeavyMetalPussyParty with Krissie Dee and Aria Rae…in the scene Krissie was a sex present that was left for Aria to play with while her boyfriend was out of town. Boyfriends should always leave hot Asian sex toys with blue hair when they go away.
Oh, and after the shoot, we all went to a diner and ate a bunch of greasy food. It was fucking awesome!
Alright…well, I don’t know if I’m going to give away porn every Friday… it just so happens that yesterday and last Thursday were very uneventful days, so it left me very little to blog about. Yesterday, I just kinda sat at my computer and did boring business shit you don’t want to hear about. I know you THINK you want to hear about it, but you don’t.
So – when I don’t have anything to say, I show you myself getting penetrated. That’s a good trade off, right?
You can see the whole thing here!
For the ENTIRE VIDEO, click HERE!!!
Have a good weekend!!