Last night, me and Jessie Lee went and had tacos – in honor of what she called her “Soberthday”. It’s her birthday of being sober for four years. I didn’t influence or encourage this decision but, she is very happy not having any alcohol in her life. In honor of the celebration, I ate tacos without a margarita. Instead, I just used a lot of hot sauce. Tapatio can be almost as exciting as alcohol if you use enough of it.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Hello New York! I am here for a week. It’s cold and rainy outside, and I kinda like it. It’s nice to be here – it always is.

I was so exhausted from our big shoot, that I missed two flights to New York. One at 1pm, then another at 3pm – fortunately I was able to catch one at 4:25PM and got in around 1 am. But I am here now – in my office, doing stuff.

I have a few more photos from various cell phones from the shoot. Unfortunately, I do not have any photos from the sex scenes – sorry. Shit was kinda hectic! However, if you are interested, there was a sex scene with Veruca, Kleio and Derrik Pierce, Jessie Lee and Tommy Pistol, Krysta Kaos and Mr. Pete, Dana Dearmond and Jon Jon and Julius Ceahzar, annnnd me and Danny Wylde. They were all pretty awesome. There was not one slightly mediocre sex scene in the movie. Everyone fucked – and acted – their asses off.

Like all my the features, the plot of this movie was pretty ridiculous. I had a really good time writing this one. An old and good friend of mine named Nick helped me out, who is insanely funny, and together we really made an incredibly comedic porno writing duo. In any case, the movie is basically about a coffee shop that isn’t doing so well – so a reality TV show that specializes in fixing coffee shops (called “save my coffee”) comes in to save it. I was poking fun at the fixer-upper reality TV shows like “Kitchen Nightmares” – or whatever that hair salon one is called. Then “save my coffee” starts to get poor ratings from the network – so we are forced to change the concept of the show to something more marketable; one where everyone has tans, and gets drunk all day. In the movie, we pretend this is a completely new and innovative concept but we are very obviously mimicking the Jersey Shore.

Everyone in the movie did their sex scenes in their hipster-esque, Barista gear – however, I did my sex scene in my Jersey Shore garb, on the TV show, within the porno movie. Get it?

So here is me and all the girls doing our Jersey Shore joke:

And here is what I would look like had I stayed living in Jersey, and hung out with a completely different crowd of people. Melissa – the makeup artist, did her best to still keep me looking attractive, and not like a total clown. Danny Wylde and I were completely doused in spray tan- and we are both incredibly pale. It was for sure the tannest sex we ever had. It was kind of hilarious. I hope you are still able to get aroused by it!

Anyways, the release of this movie is scheduled for June or July. It’s going to be a huge editing project since there is like, a movie, and two TV shows within the movie. I’m pretty excited about it! It’s going to be really unique, with hot sex, and some awesomely funny dialogue. Fuck yeah! Working on my mini epic movies truly makes me happy. It’s a real challenge and such a great feeling when everything comes out the way you want it to.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night I took Jessie Lee and Veruca James on a date for Valentine’s Day. I mean, two Valentines are better than one! And two girls I have had sex with, are better than any other Valentine in the world…right?

I took them to one of my favorite LA restaurants – it’s called The Boneyard Bistro. It’s an upscale BBQ place, so the food is greasy, and kind of fancy at the same time. Like, they make gourmet buffalo wings and fried chicken and shit. Jessie is a vegetarian, but she was still satisfied. She had a Portobello mushroom burger with a side of fried mac and cheese. I ate a grilled cheese sandwich with BBQ brisket on it and some kind of onion jam – it was ridiculously tasty. I also ate a few of Veruca’s buffalo wings. Porn stars definitely can’t eat like this every night but – we can pig out every once in a while.

Veruca and I shared a very tasty bottle of wine to go along with our greasy food. I would like to say we indulged in wild and crazy sex after dinner, but we just went back to my place and passed out on the couch in about 5 minutes. I am sure we both had sex in our minds, somehow…while we were sleeping.

In any case, it was a fun way to spend a really stupid holiday. I’m glad it’s over.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

AVN is next weekend….I am going…A LOT of BurningAngels are going…and…ummm…we have a lot of EVENTS in VEGAS next week!!!  So come out!!!…

THE AEE Expo is running Thursday, JANUARY 19th – Saturday, JANUARY 21st!!!  For all the info on it, CLICK HERE!!!

…you can have pre-dinner free cocktails with me at 6:30 PM on Thursday, January 19th at STK!!!  For the info on it, CLICK HERE!

…FRIDAY, JANAURY 20th, come out to the official BurningAngel and Joanna Angel AVN PARTY!!! Woot woot!  I’ll be hosting at SAPPHIRE with Jessie Lee, Kleio and Asphyxia!!! For more info on it, CLICK HERE!

…AND me and the girls of BurningAngel.com are going to be curing our hangovers from the AVN Awards at a special BurningAngel-themed BRUNCH on Sunday, JANUARY 21st at 1 PM!!!  For more info on it, CLICK HERE!

Ahh!!!  And now I have to get ready for all of this!  Have a good weekend!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

There are THREE photo shoots going on right now with BurningAngel girls!!! Ummm…and none of them are for BurningAngel.com. Hahaha. But they ARE for other exciting things…you’ll just have to wait and see!…

Kleio and Jessie are somewhere deep in the depths of Brooklyn having their photos taken right now.

I wish I could be there with them, BUT…

I have my own photo shoot! Here I am, in the very elegant and dainty neighborhood of Brooklyn known as GOWANUS…with my top off!

xoxo

Joanna Angel