Well this weekend was craaaaazy. I shot a new movie; it’s about ninjas. We had three 15-hour days in a row – I posted that on Twitter and everyone seems to think I was fucking for 15-hours straight each day, but that is not the case at all! This movie had a 20-page script (that I wrote) with extensive fight scenes that required choreography, and a whole shitload of dialogue…You know, the stuff you assholes fast-forward through. I did get to have sex with porno legend Tom Byron - he’s been in porn for like 30 years! It was cool. I never worked with him before and I really enjoyed fucking him. It’s fun to experience new penises in my ass – particularly legendary ones!

I think I decided that the title of this movie will be “Kung Fu Pussy”. I had toyed with the idea of possibly calling it “Shaolin Ass” or “Fistful of Dicks” or something…but Kung Fu Pussy sounds better. It sort of sounds like a parody of Kung Fu Panda – but it’s not at all. There are no pandas in the film. However, the world seems to get very excited about porno parodies so perhaps if people think it is about Pandas, it might sell a few extra copies.

I will have “professional” photos from the film sometime next week, but in the meantime, here are a few photos I took from my phone from set. Shooting this movie was a great experience! I can’t wait to see how it turns out. Now I am exhausted! And I must start getting ready for my exciting trip to Chicago this weekend.

And just so everyone knows who you’re looking at in these amazing photos…

The cast of this movie is:

(Drumroll)

Me, Kleio, Jessie Lee, Skin Diamond, Dana Dearmond, and Kelly Chaos. The dudes in this movie are James Deen, Brian Street Team, Dane Cross, Tommy Pistol, Mr. Pete and Tom Byron.

Here’s Kleio and Jessie practicing their fight skills:

Here’s Tommy, Jessie, Kleio and Mr.Pete BANGING:

Here’s some pics from the scene with Brian Street Team, Dane, Kelly Chaos and Skin Diamond:

Here’s Brian Street Team and my friend Ssippi who did the set design on this film – being kung fu masters:

Here’s me, Dana DeArmond and Kleio being adorable:

Here I am as a NINJA:

… yes I know there are no Asians in this movie. Sorry.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Hey all!

In the morning, I did a photo shoot with Jason Ellis and Jessie Lee for Rebel Ink magazine. In the shoot, me and Jessie fought in a boxing ring and Ellis was the ref, kind of. We pretended we were both fighting over who got Jason Ellis‘ phone number. Kind of silly because, we both actually have his number. But that’s besides the point. It helped us get into character. Since Ellis is a professional fighter, he put me and Jessie in real fighting positions. They were actually not THAT different from sex positions…

You’ll see the whole spread when it comes out – not sure when that will be. Here’s some blurry pics someone was able to grab on my phone.

Then later on, I took the new BA girl - who decided her name will be “Severin Graves” to the testing clinic to get an STD test. Yeeeah. STD test! I needed a new test too. I totally came to the testing center completely dehydrated and had no pee in my system – so I drank shot after shot of water from the water cooler until I had some pee in my bladder.

Then I took her to Hollywood to see some stuff. Severin is from Ohio and – well, Ohio doesn’t look much like Hollywood so I showed her around. We sat and had some coffee at the oh-so-swanky place Chateau Marmont (for those who don’t know, it’s one of those famous places in LA where celebs hang out). The coffee was really overpriced, and it came in a funny bowl instead of a big cup…but we had fun nonetheless.

And, here she is with her boobs in my bathroom.

New Boobs!

Have a good weekend.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Come out TONIGHT for the infamous PRETTY IN PINK PARTY, with your hosts ME and JESSIE LEE!!!

JESSIE LEE took her Brooklyn PRETTY IN PINK PARTY to her new home, Los Angeles, and since I would be around,  I decided I wanted in on the fun.

So the party is TONIGHT – Thursday, June 9th (10 pm – 2 am) at my favorite bar – Beauty Bar Hollywood (1638 North Cahuenga Blvd. Los Angeles, CA)- with one of my favorite people, Jessie Lee! Woohoo!

And there’ll be free porn, and a male porn star DJing (who is it? a secret!!!), and drink specials and all that good stuff, so…ummm…you should come.  It’s gonna be the best party in the history of the entire universe!!!

For more info, CLICK HERE!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

OMG it’s Jessie Lee!

Today we updated with Jessie Lee’s first sex scene back since her accident . She put two penises in her vagina in that scene. It was pretty crazy!

I know I have said this a million times, but I am so thankful that Jessie is alive today. Seriously.

So in the spirit of loving Jessie, we just updated our Youtube page (which I only update once in a blue moon because I keep forgetting about it) with a little interview of Jessie. There is also one of me, and one of Kleio . You should check them out – they will also appear in a future comp of ours we have coming out called “Burning Angel All-Stars.”

And here is the trailer to Jessie taking two cocks in her vagina at once…for the FULL VIDEO, click HERE!

I love you Jessie!!!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I landed in Newark , New Jersey around 4 PM Friday afternoon. I went to my mother’s house for dinner (sorry, there will absolutely NOT be photos of my mother in this journal entry -  so don’t even think about asking!!!) . Every Friday night, religious Jews do this thing called “Shabbat Dinner”.  It really just involves saying a bunch of prayers and then eating…so yeah, that’s what I did. When I was in high school I loathed Shabbat dinner. Man. Having to do something with your mom and dad every Friday night when you’re young – and punk – is awful. But in my older age, it’s kinda fun and it makes my mother really happy. I don’t believe in 90% of the shit that is said in the prayers, but that’s not what it’s about at this point. There is actually one particular song that is sang on Shabbat that is a special praise for all the women at the table who “cooked and cleaned and prepared the meal all day.” It’s so amazingly against everything I stand for that it’s actually awesome.

After the dinner I went up to Manhattan and went to Jessie Lee’s party at Trash. I don’t know if you knew this, but Jessie doesn’t drink. She did when I first met her, but stopped shortly afterward. She is uh…”straight- edge”. This worked out very well for me…because as a party host, she got a free bottle of vodka, which conveniently got donated to me since she is all, you know, moral and stuff. I had a fun time…I drank and danced and saw a lot of old friends, and stayed out till like 8 am. I don’t go out and dance much in LA. For whatever reason I am just way too self-conscious there. The nightlife in New York is something I always miss when I am in LA. There just isn’t anything that compares to it out there.

Anyways, here’s a few pics from the party.

I slept till about 3:30 pm on Saturday. I can’t even remember the last time I did that.

Then on Sunday, I went shopping at one of my favorite stores in New York called “Top Shop” I got some high-waisted shorts and some new shoes and some other things in case you care to know. I did get a pair of bright orange shoes that I love, but I now have no idea what to wear them with. I need to buy a bright orange belt, or a bright orange bag or something. I hope this does not all come across as me looking like some kind of crack-head raver from the 90s. I need to find a way to pull off neon orange tactfully!!! I hope it is possible. All my clothing is black, and sometimes pink. I thought it was time for a change.  Here’s me taking advantage of the Top Shop “personal shopping program” where they let you sit in a room while they bring you clothes and coffee.  Anyone can do it.  And it was AWESOME!

It was a beautiful day outside, too.

Well I’m in my New York office now; I took the subway here this morning.  I love taking the subway so much that I took a picture of it:

I’m gonna leave soon and go back to New Jersey and spend Passover with my mom. To all my fellow pervy Jews reading my blog, have a Happy Passover!!!

xoxo

Joanna Angel