Hey- well I am sightly retarded and un-web savvy for a chick who owns a web company- and I only recently figured out how to embed videos in my blog. So from now on I will embed one trailer from JoannaAngel.com every week. I think that should make you happy?

Anyways- here is the trailer for my scene with Mr.Marcus – it is also the movie “it’s big, it’s black it’s inside joanna”

I hope this makes your Saturday a little bit more exciting.

Now I must get ready to dance tonight. Byeeeeeeeeeee

xoxox

I have become an expert at losing awards in this past year-at this point, I should really start training other people on how to lose an award in almost every category. I would like to break this losing streak at some point.

My good friends over at TLA Video are having a contest now. There is one particular category I think you all really need to vote for me in- and that is “best starlet blog.” I know I am not the best at updating my blog all the time… but hey… I try? I think I have given you all some good laughs- and a whole lot of free dirty photos on here throughout the years. The least you could do in return is click on a button and vote a few times. I highly encourage those of you who are unemployed- and don’t even have enough money to pay for my porn… to sit around for the next few weeks and do nothing but vote. You will be one step closer to redeeming yourself for not having a membership to JoannaAngel.com.

Well you can vote here -  http://www.tlaraw.com/smutties/a-4 or you can click on the picture.

I was nominated for Performer of the Year, and LA Pink was nominated for Best Porn Parody, and as I mentioned above- best starlet blog.

You should also vote for James Deen for male performer of the year, Brian Street Team for best new male, Andy San Dimas for best new female, and my girl Jenna Haze for best director. I was not nominated for best director- however, I am in the photo with Van Styles for his “best director” photo…. which is kind of confusing… sort of. Perhaps this was TLA’s way of saying I was some kind of runner up.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

As you know- my website… JoannaAngel.com is a website with just me on it. Sometimes other girls are in the videos… but it’s a website all about me. Me me me me me me. Every week I update with a photo set- and a video. A few months ago I started thinking… I was like.. man… are people getting bored of me on here? How many times can one person watch the same girl in every video- even if that girl is me!

So I have been trying to get creative and do some different things. A few months ago I put up a video where I masturbated with stockings for the first time… I also put up a kinky video where I was playing with my feet. This past Friday I put up a fun role-playing video…. where I basically messed up the kitchen on purpose in order to get a punishment. I really liked this video! I had a lot of fun doing it. Being the boss of the company and all… I don’t really get to get smacked around too often. People are always like… respecting me and shit. Even company owners need to get a punishment sometimes!

It’s obvious in the video that this was a role playing game. Don’t uh… try this at home unless you and your partner are both on the same page about this sorta stuff.

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Valentines Day is an incredibly cheesy holiday- so I figured I would celebrate it with a super awesome cheesy photo-set. Here is an example- it’s from my new photo set up on JoannaAngel.com!!

Yes- there are boobs and even a pink dildo that goes inside my pussy in the set- so don’t worry. I am not going all soft on you.

Before we took these photos- I had Brian Street Team go to the $1.00 store and buy anything pink, red and heart shaped in the store and I told the photographer (Kelly Lind) to make these photos feel like a Hallmark card… but with boobs. I figured if I was gonna do this I may as well go all the way.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy my amazingly cheezy yet pornographic Valentines Day photo-set. I highly encourage you to print out one of the photos- cut it up into a heart- and turn it into a valentine to give to your loved one.

You can see the whole thing here on JoannaAngel.com!!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

James Deen and Taylor Swift- two young legends who need to fuck.

Those of you who didn’t know- last night at the Grammys Taylor Swift won the award for Album of the Year. She is the youngest person ever to receive this award- and she is 20 years old. In 2009 James Deen was the youngest guy ever to take home the AVN award for Male Performer of the Year. Hmm. I have no other explanation for this other than to conclude that they are soul mates.

Now, I love James Deen and I love Taylor swift. I love to fuck James Deen and I have thought about fucking Taylor Swift at least twice- and in my imagination the sex was pretty awesome. Granted- I had to do most of the work and she just kinda laid there but it was cool. I totally didn’t mind. But yeah- out of respect I think I may have to put my feelings aside and just let these two run away together. I mean, they are totally meant to be. Two young winners who made history- they would really make a great couple. Wouldn’t they?

If you could see that I’m the one who understands you

Been here all along, so why can’t you see?

You, you belong with DEEN!

hehehehehe

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel