I’m in Vegas! And…I slept till noon today. The clock in my room is an hour early. That’s really evil to do in Vegas! Why would they do that!? I woke up at 10 and said, well, I can sleep till 11 today (I was out late and have a long night ahead of me – whatever, I’m the boss and I can sleep till 11 if I want to – shut up!!!) . I looked at my cell phone, and saw that it said 11 am, and in my tired state, I assumed my cell phone was wrong and the clock was right.

Yeah, that was not the case. Stupid clock! Grrr!

Anyways, last night I went to Teagan Presley and Jessie Jane’s party at a club called Jet. It was pretty fun; I danced to some cheesy club hits and drank champagne. That’s basically what you do at those kinds of clubs.

Here’s the only pic I took last night – it’s of me and the infamous MILF Lisa Anne, and a bottle of Jager. I don’t drink Jager…and I don’t understand how people do.

And now I have to go to this stripper convention thing. The purpose of this trip is to meet club owners from strip clubs all over the country – hopefully, this will result in some more dance bookings – so I can give more and more of you blog readers of you lap dances!!!

Here’s to lots of lap dances in the future.  And here’s to me at the mini bar:

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night I went to the Florentine Gardens in Hollywood with Jessie Lee to see Shiny Toy Guns perform. When I go out to brunch, many times I order Eggs Florentine. It usually means poached eggs with Hollandaise sauce over spinach. I’m not sure what this venue had to do with spinach but, whatever. It’s cool.

I was really excited to see them play, and unfortunately – they went on stage and only played two songs? It was weird. It was a big cock tease. They did play their hit “Le Disco” – which is one of my favorite songs – and they played one other one, and like… that was it. Why did they even get out of bed? Why did they even show up at all?! Pretty weird. They totally owe me a proper show.

I did an interview them awhile back – I should probably get in touch with their management and see what the hell that was all about. Perhaps more than two songs was just not in the budget.

Well here’s a dark picture of the stage – I should really be a band photographer! Right?

And here is me and Jessie Lee and one of her friends – whose name I always forget. She is super hot with nice boobs though. We are also standing in size order – we didn’t do that on purpose!!! Kinda funny, right?

Yeah. Well even though I only heard two songs, all-in-all, it was a fun night out!

Well have a good weekend. You should stay in, put your air conditioning on, and jerk off to my porno. And hang out in the BurningAngel chat room – it’s been really fun in there lately.

It was just a suggestion! Take it or leave it.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I’m getting my hair done. I look like I’m talking to aliens!!! Ahhh!

Mmm…slight change of subject.  I don’t know if you saw this yet , but here’s an interview I did for a site called Karmaloop. It’s pretty awesome ! I like it. I’d also like to add that Karmaloop.com sells clothing…And they sent me a box of it after I did the interview.  I felt like a girl with an Amazon Wish list…it was pretty damn exciting!

But anyways , watch this interview and then buy some shoes. Because the shoes on the site are awesome!

Now I must return to talking to space aliens.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Yesterday, I got a new tattoo. It basically covers my whole arm. It’s kind of ridiculous. Anytime a tattoo artist draws something up for me, they always forget how small my arm is. When I got to the shop, Grant (that’s my tattoo artists name) put the stencil on my arm; we both looked at it in shock and just said “Fuck it – let’s do it!” I’m starting to run out of space! I think once this arm is finished I might be done with tattoos. I have them in most of the spots that I want to have them. Who knows!

Anyways here is a silly video I took in the shop.

And here is the finished product. It’s pretty awesome – isn’t it? It’s like, a broken heart flower tree thing. Yeeeeah.

I will say, getting tattooed over my funny bone was not funny at all. That fucking hurt.

If you like my tattoo then Twitter to @granttcobb1 and tell him – or make an appointment with him and get your own broken heart flower tree thing yourself!

Ouch.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Here is a picture of my ass. Not too shabby for a 30-year-old woman, right?

xoxo

Joanna Angel