Like most of you, 90210 was one of my favorite TV shows! Who didn’t wish they went to West Beverly High and had a part time job at the Peach Pit instead of AppleBee’s! Also, Dylan Mckay did it for me way more than Brandon Walsh. Jeeez, Brenda really messed that one up. You know, I give Dylan credit for shaping my taste in men, for better or worse. I do not give him credit for shaping my career. I never would have left the show for two seasons!
Today, I’m going to highlight an issue that doesn’t have to do so much with the 90210 TV show, but the DVD box sets that were released posthumously, specifically, Season 1. Apparently, Donna Martin’s dad, Aaron Spelling, forgot to get the rights for the highly memorable music selections through out the show! Way to go, Aaron. They decided to replace it with like, a pop punk soundtrack. As much as I like Travis Barker I do not want to hear Blink 182 during the infamous SLEEPOVER scene where the girls sing Mony Mony! (and that bitch Amanda comes over and ruins innocent slumber party fun). Do you understand how awkward that was!
Dvd in question:
Okay, enough about that!
Have a great weekend!
BurningAngel and I are nominated for a bunch of awards at this years Nightmoves awards show!
I actually won a “best director” award from them last year! I had no idea I was even nominated until someone told me that I won, so I figured that this year I should let the public know about my nominations! =)
You can vote here http://www.nightmoves-online.com/voting/index.php?sid=82189
Drum roll pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. I was nominated for:
Best Director - (Non Parody)- Joanna Angel
Best Feature Dancer - Joanna Angel
Best Website- Joannaangel.com
Best Parody- (comedy) – Fuckenstein
Best Gonzo/ All Sex release- Joanna Angel’s Cumtastic Cookout
Also, you can write my name or other BurningAngelcentric junk in for categories we were not nominated in; you know, like best ass maybe?? Man. I work so damn hard on my booty at the gym! It even has its own advice column. I’m pretty bummed about not getting a nomination.
Get it…BUMMED Cuuuuut It out
(thank you Joey Gladstone from Full House)
I’m so funny.
Anyways, take a minute and please vote for me, oh, and tell your friends to vote! Or vote for whoever you think should win, I don’t care. Just go and support Nightmoves in some way or another because they have been good to me.
Well, I posted a picture of my booty in spandex on instagram today. In case you missed the 3 million other social networking places it appears on, here it is!
Instagram does not like naked pictures. I’m sure you know this, so I figured I would take this opportunity and show you the non Instagram friendly version of the photo! Here is my booty sans spandex.
That’s all I got today, folks. I’m still preparing to shoot Evil Head and I just might not return from my possessed demon state!
Well everyone, I don’t want to say too much about this now until I have more details, but after about 7 years of talking about making “Evil Head” (a porn parody of Evil Dead) I am actually going to make it. My friend Doug Sakmann will be directing it; he directed Re-Penetrator and The XXXorcist many years ago. We are supposed to shoot it next week but I don’t want to say too much about it and jinx anything! When I have more details about it, I will let you know!
I will be playing Linda, Kleio will be playing Shelly and Tommy Pistol will be playing Ash. If you have seen Evil Dead, I am sure you are aware that Linda doesn’t have a head for half the movie so I had to get a head cast made. It was pretty weird! It kinda felt like getting some weird kind of facial (the kind you get in a spa- you pervert!! )
Anyway, here I am getting my head cast. First, a bunch of green stuff was spread all over me.
Then, plaster got put on top of the green stuff.
An hour later, I had a new head!
This head will eventually get painted to look like Linda; naturally, the detached head will suck some cock.
Does everyone remember Neon!?
She was around in the very early days of BurningAngel (before I decided to get in the middle of this). She was one of my closest friends when we both lived in New York. I try to catch up with her whenever we can and reminisce about all the debauchery we took part in; we’re like two old perverted ladies at some kind of twisted reunion.
Anyways, Neon and I had some drinks at one of my favorite bars in Brooklyn, Pearl’s. We got real wasted on strong whiskey cocktails, and went in the photo booth to try to take dirty photos with intent to slip them to the bartenders with their tips. However, the photo booth was broken, so our plan failed. =(
Instead, I took some pics on my phone and I am sharing them with you guys. You deserve them more than the bartenders do anyways. Maybe this all happened for a reason!
I am back in Los Angeles now! I must prepare for a big shoot next week, and a bunch of other shit.