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Since Halloween is just around the corner – I decided to shoot a gory and bloody Halloween epic scene. Last year we did “Dong of the Dead” – a story about a zombie who sought out to kill all girls in slutty Halloween costumes.

This year, I kind of did a parody of the Craft, but not really.

See when other companies do parodies, they REALLY do parodies. They build sets to match movies, the have everyone mimic the clothing and copy lines from the original word for word. I do very loose parodies. I kinda just parody the concept and then do my own thing from there. I’m still not sure what to call this one. I don’t like calling things “This is not ______” or “______ a XXX parody” and just use the original name. I like taking the name of the original movie and making it sexual. You know, like Re-Penetrator, or LA Pink etc.

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So what do I call the Craft? “The Crotch“? Or “The Shaft” are the two names I was toying with. Do you like either of them? Why don’t you vote on it =).

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In any case in my version of The Craft- me, Moretta and the new BurningAngel girl Felix were all hot goth-ish witch chicks who could never get laid… so we evoked the spirit of Tommy Pistol. We agreed to all share him, but then Felix changed her mind after he was um… evoked. She then put a curse on us so when me and Moretta went on dates with Tommy we both wound up killing ourselves in gruesome ways. I don’t want to spoil the ending but Felix comes up with a plan to spend the rest of her life with the spirit of Pistol… dead or alive. Dun dun dun! My creation took about 16 hours to film and we shot it in a loft with no air conditioning .. .and it was 106 degrees outside. I was incredibly angry that to really parody The Craft properly, I had to wear a cardigan… or else it just wouldn’t have been right.

Man. It was not a good day to wear a cardigan!

I was so consumed with working on the Big Bear movie- that I really left the planning of my Halloween movie till the last minute. I mean REALLY the last minute- like I got up at like 4 am the day of the shoot, watched The Craft for some inspiration, wrote the script around 6:30 AM then left for set around 8am. It was pretty ridiculous. Had I not been my own boss, I totally would have been fired for being so irresponsible. I might suspend my own pay for a week just to teach myself a lesson. But anyways… I will say- watching the Craft was really awesome. I haven’t watched that movie since I was in high school and man, it really was good. Everyone should take this time and re watch it before “The Crotch” or “The Shaft” comes out on BurningAngel on October 20th.

And that’s all I have to say for now!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

Well, I just got back into Los Angeles. I spent 10 days in New York and it sure went by quickly!

Let me bring up the highlights of My New York trip:

Hmm. First of all, I ate Rosh Hashana dinner with my family. Not one night, but two nights! Yes. They are that hardcore. All Jewish holidays are supposed to be celebrated for two nights in America – and only one night in Israel. Why? Well, because according to the Jew law, all the Jews who don’t live in Israel have to do twice as much to make up for not living there. It’s pretty ridiculous! It’s like a tax American Jews have to pay or something. My mom grew up in Israel so she kinda thinks day two of the holiday is pointless, but she also feels guilty for selling out and moving to America so she does celebrate it…and she forces us (me and my sisters) to do it too.  For those of you who don’t know, Rosh Hashana is the Jewish New Year. Unfortunately, the Jew New Year does not mean Jews go out and get wasted and count down from 10 at midnight and make out with whoever is standing next to them.  It means something like a time to try to start fresh, and amend any problems you caused with anyone that year, and do whatever you can do to make some kinda pact with God to have a better year than your last one. read the rest of this entry….

I am going to let you in on a very special secret. Are you ready? OK. Well the secret is that BurningAngel will have its very own liquid latex as part of our sex toy line in January. It’s actually not a huge secret, in fact, I think I am supposed to tell people about it. That is probably why they make this kinda stuff for me- because they trust that I will spread the word. So here I am, playing my part in promoting my toys!

The liquid latex is going to only come in hot pink and black- like all my other toys. I don’t wear latex very often, although I do think it is very sexy. I have one latex dress I have been meaning to shoot in- but I feel like I need a pair of those latex stockings to go with it. I asked Kelly Lind if it shiny American Apparel leggings could pass as latex stockings in photos, and he was very offended. He told me he would nothing to do with photos in which I posed wearing American Apparel shiny leggings, and tried to pass them off as latex. I think he had a good point. The fact of the matter is (oy vey- here comes the jew!) American Apparel shiny spandex are way cheaper than latex leggings- and I already spent a good amount on the latex dress. One day- this dress, with a matching pair of leggings will somehow make it on camera- I promise.

I did do one photo shoot in a latex skirt- I would actually say it was more of half a skirt than a whole skirt. It was not a full head to toe latex get up but it sure was a latex skirt.

But anyways- liquid latex comes in a bottle, and you just paint it on. It is kinda like body paint only it’s latex. It’s pretty cool. Here are some pictures of the BurningAngel liquid latex that is coming out in Janaury. Me and Misti Dawn are going to be on the box of this product- so we had to do this photoshoot wearing it. Here are the exact pictures that are going on the box.

HA! I am just kidding! I TOTALLY had you fooled didn’t I. No. The box of the toys will not have product shots taken from my cell phone. They will be a lot fancier than that. But here are some photos taken with my cell phone on the day of that oh-so-professional shoot.

And here is Misti Dawn!

I also took some video with my phone- it’s pretty bulrry and hard to see but um… you can watch them anyways.

Putting it on!

Taking it Off!

My New Movie… Doppelganger!

Well as I have told you before- I made a movie about my blow up doll coming to life and trying to ruin it. Doppelganger stars me, Joanna Angel, Asphyxia, Arabelle, Jiz Lee, Phoenix Askani, and Sparky. I have made a lot of ridiculous movies , and this one by far has been the most ridiculous of them all. Yes, there is still sex in it of course, and the sex is super hot but the stuff with the doll in it is by far I think the most comedic thing I have ever produced.

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Here is Me, Skin, Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis all ready and excited to make the best 15 minute movie/Easter egg on a CD ever made.

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