Last night, BurningAngel had an event at SHAG, a very cool sexy boutique in Williamsburg, Brooklyn…and IT WAS AWESOME! Haha. I’m not just saying that because I hosted it…I think everyone there would agree that they had a great time! And I wore a hot outfit…here are my boobs in the shirt!
First, I screened my newest horror porn – FUCKENSTEIN – on the wall in the event room. I think people laughed when they were supposed to in the movie…and they got turned on when they were supposed to in the movie…so all-in-all, I think it was a success! I don’t usually get to watch my movies with a big group of viewers…it’s not like they are playing FUCKENSTEIN at the Loews Cineplex on Christmas Day, SO…it was a real treat to watch everyone’s reactions! Thanks to everyone for coming and, um, letting me watch them…watch ME…do a DP! =) JESSIE LEE sat next to me and kept me company. We whispered funny things in each other’s ears during the movie. It was pretty cute.
And then after, I did a Q-and-A with the audience…and had a little one-on-one time with everyone there for pics and chit chat. And BEER – PBR generously sponsored the event. KLEIO served them all night as the resident bartender; she was a pro! There was a raffle too, sponsored by UBERLUBE. People won sex toys and lube in little goody bags…it was like a birthday party!
And I had a lot of time to mingle with the fans…I always love meeting fans. A girl can never feel TOO special! =) Here is me with some very sexy Brooklyn fans…
And here is me and the co-owner of SHAG, Sam!!! Don’t we look pretty?
Thanks again to everyone for coming – you made it super fun and I can’t wait to come back! Big-ups to Brooklyn.
Yesterday, I was a guest on Dave Attell’s (@attell) show on Showtime called “Dave’s Old Porn” (@oldp0rn) along with BurningAngel girls Kleio and Roggie. It was awesome. Dave is an old Jewish comedian, who is extremely charming and a total asshole at the same time. I don’t really know how he pulls it off. He was the host of the AVN Awards this year, and I have seen him at a few porn industry functions – so him having a porno-related TV show makes sense. The show is fun – Dave basically watches a bunch of porn from the 70s and 80s and comments on it with a guest. Sometimes his guests are porn stars, and sometimes they are other various celebrities. Yesterday when I was done shooting, Judah Freelander came in to shoot an episode directly after me – and as a big fan of the show “30 Rock”, it was kind of exciting to cross paths with him for about 2 seconds. I walked out as he walked in, and we both gave each other like, a half smile.
Dave and I first watched various horror-themed pornos from the 70s (I was told that on this episode, Rob Zombie would also be appearing…however, he was not there when I was there) . I don’t remember the names of all of them, but they were pretty insane. Porn from the 70s was incredibly cheesy, with an excessive amount of “acting”, incredibly non-erotic camera angles (you could barely see penetration and there was a whole lot of man-ass) and a whole bunch of un-groomed genital hair – but I was still impressed. The budgets for porn movies was definitely higher back then; these movies were big productions with huge crews. If pornographers these days had the same budgets pornographers had in the 70s, I could only imagine the incredible shit that would be made. But alas! That is not the case. I will take my shaved vagina and make the best low-budget porno I can possibly make.
After the horror porn segment me, Kleio and Roggie all watched some school girl porn from the 80s. I absolutely love school girl porn, so it was cool to see the origins of it. I definitely came to the conclusion that school girl porn is timeless. The scenarios used in the movies we watched were pretty similar to the scenarios used in school girl porn today. It is a fact that it always was, and always will be, really hot to wear knee highs, a plaid skirt, get in trouble, go to detention, and fuck your teacher. Over the years, the skirts have just gotten shorter.
I think the episode airs sometime in September. Here are a few photos of us having fun in the greenroom of the Showtime studio:
Here we are on set:
And here we are with Dave – wearing “Dave’s Old Porn” hats!:
It was fun. I was happy to be part of the show.
Hello New York! I am here for a week. It’s cold and rainy outside, and I kinda like it. It’s nice to be here – it always is.
I was so exhausted from our big shoot, that I missed two flights to New York. One at 1pm, then another at 3pm – fortunately I was able to catch one at 4:25PM and got in around 1 am. But I am here now – in my office, doing stuff.
I have a few more photos from various cell phones from the shoot. Unfortunately, I do not have any photos from the sex scenes – sorry. Shit was kinda hectic! However, if you are interested, there was a sex scene with Veruca, Kleio and Derrik Pierce, Jessie Lee and Tommy Pistol, Krysta Kaos and Mr. Pete, Dana Dearmond and Jon Jon and Julius Ceahzar, annnnd me and Danny Wylde. They were all pretty awesome. There was not one slightly mediocre sex scene in the movie. Everyone fucked – and acted – their asses off.
Like all my the features, the plot of this movie was pretty ridiculous. I had a really good time writing this one. An old and good friend of mine named Nick helped me out, who is insanely funny, and together we really made an incredibly comedic porno writing duo. In any case, the movie is basically about a coffee shop that isn’t doing so well – so a reality TV show that specializes in fixing coffee shops (called “save my coffee”) comes in to save it. I was poking fun at the fixer-upper reality TV shows like “Kitchen Nightmares” – or whatever that hair salon one is called. Then “save my coffee” starts to get poor ratings from the network – so we are forced to change the concept of the show to something more marketable; one where everyone has tans, and gets drunk all day. In the movie, we pretend this is a completely new and innovative concept but we are very obviously mimicking the Jersey Shore.
Everyone in the movie did their sex scenes in their hipster-esque, Barista gear – however, I did my sex scene in my Jersey Shore garb, on the TV show, within the porno movie. Get it?
So here is me and all the girls doing our Jersey Shore joke:
And here is what I would look like had I stayed living in Jersey, and hung out with a completely different crowd of people. Melissa – the makeup artist, did her best to still keep me looking attractive, and not like a total clown. Danny Wylde and I were completely doused in spray tan- and we are both incredibly pale. It was for sure the tannest sex we ever had. It was kind of hilarious. I hope you are still able to get aroused by it!
Anyways, the release of this movie is scheduled for June or July. It’s going to be a huge editing project since there is like, a movie, and two TV shows within the movie. I’m pretty excited about it! It’s going to be really unique, with hot sex, and some awesomely funny dialogue. Fuck yeah! Working on my mini epic movies truly makes me happy. It’s a real challenge and such a great feeling when everything comes out the way you want it to.
AVN is next weekend….I am going…A LOT of BurningAngels are going…and…ummm…we have a lot of EVENTS in VEGAS next week!!! So come out!!!…
…FRIDAY, JANAURY 20th, come out to the official BurningAngel and Joanna Angel AVN PARTY!!! Woot woot! I’ll be hosting at SAPPHIRE with Jessie Lee, Kleio and Asphyxia!!! For more info on it, CLICK HERE!
…AND me and the girls of BurningAngel.com are going to be curing our hangovers from the AVN Awards at a special BurningAngel-themed BRUNCH on Sunday, JANUARY 21st at 1 PM!!! For more info on it, CLICK HERE!
Ahh!!! And now I have to get ready for all of this! Have a good weekend!
There are THREE photo shoots going on right now with BurningAngel girls!!! Ummm…and none of them are for BurningAngel.com. Hahaha. But they ARE for other exciting things…you’ll just have to wait and see!…
I wish I could be there with them, BUT…
I have my own photo shoot! Here I am, in the very elegant and dainty neighborhood of Brooklyn known as GOWANUS…with my top off!