Today I will take a break from posting pictures of my ass, or tits, or pussy…and talk about someone else who has never gotten naked on camera.

Yesterday, on my plane ride home from Miami, I watched some episodes of Conan. I also watched a few episodes of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”…however, I have nothing to say about that. I don’t even know why I told you I was watching it. Don’t judge me. Ok?

I just wanna say that I was particularly inspired by the actress Rebel Wilson. She made an appearance on Conan and I must say, she was hilarious. I have not made it to see Bridesmaids yet but now I really want to. She has a really interesting back story – she was in law school, almost became a lawyer, then almost died of some terrible disease and while suffering from some kind of hallucination, she imagined winning an Oscar, and decided to give up law and become an actress instead. Considering her, um, large physique and not having any acting experience, I’m sure at the time everyone insulted her decision. However, it totally worked out in her favor!

She told some really funny anecdotes on Conan, stuff about Olivia Newton-John giving her weird vitamins, and Nicolas Cage having fake hair. She also admitted to knowing how to use nunchukus, and showed off her skills. I’m sure you have already seen this episode I am speaking of and none of this is exciting news to you. I just wanted to say that I thought she was really funny, and really smart…and she made my extremely hung over flight home from Miami really enjoyable. Rebel Wilson: if you are reading this, I would love to take you out for a drink one day!

Here is an article with a clip from the episode:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/rebel-wilson-dares-to-acknowledge-nicolas-cages-wig/2011/05/24/AFFAoUAH_blog.html

And…on another note…don’t forget to look for my VAGINA in every blog – hidden in one of the images…can you find it?!?

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Joanna Angel (that’s me) at Exxxotica Expo

I do enjoy working with G4TV. They’re a great channel with so many awesome shows. They mostly talk about video games and gadgets but, every once in a while they take a break from talking about the latest technology and talk about PORN CONVENTIONS! WOOOHOO! It’s pretty cool- there aren’t THAT many stations on TV that cover porn conventions.

In any case, they had me be the host of their little Miami Exxxotica piece and it was fun! It’s a good thing they did this because I still never blogged about the expo so- this kinda summed it all up for you.

The guy who directed the piece – Bryan Hoffman, came to the party that I hosted with Jenna Haze the night before we shot this. I got him extremely wasted. Well, I mean technically he got himself wasted- but I definitely shoved a lot of shots in his face. I sure hope the officials at G4TV don’t ban me from future projects because of this!

Well anyways- here is the oh so prestigious director and producer for G4TV having a fun time at night in Miami!

you can find some more photos from the trip here in my photo gallery.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I am not writing this entry to make you get that Will Smith song in your head. I am writing this so you can start booking your plane tickets to take a mini vacation to the most humid and obnoxious city on earth- Miami! it’s a great place if you like suntans, loud house music, and washboard abs. All things I can’t stand however, for some reason- I love Miami anyways.Perhaps it is because at this particular convention I always spend a lot of time drinking, dancing, eating and um…  having sex with.. Jenna Haze.

Please come and see me at this convention! Quite honestly- not a lot of people showed up to see me last year. It made me very sad. As a result I sat around with my tits hanging out- and a face that looked like this.

To prevent this from happening just come to the porno convention.

MIAMI EXXXOTICA – at the Miami Beach Convention Center from May 14th – May 16th, at the Fantasy Island Booth, I’ll selling DVDs, molds of my ass and dirty photos…and signing autographs and hugs. I don’t know my signing time yet but when I find out I will let you know.
THEN! In the evening I will be hosting a party with my dear friend Jenna Haze. It was just confirmed today!

Here is the flyer for it.

Parties in Miami go till like – 8 am or something retarded like that. So if you can’t make it to the convention- you can definitely make it to the party.

Hope to see you all there.

xoxox

Joanna Angel