Well Chicago, you and your porn convention have impressed this porn star!

Just when I thought that porn conventions were coming to a depressing end- Chicago restored my faith. It was awesome! Thank you to everyone who came out to see me. read the rest of this entry….

Well, this weekend at LA Exxxotica was um… interesting.

Quite honestly, it was a little empty. Conventions in general this year have been a little bit slow, and the people who are at the conventions seem to be more excited by what I refer to as the “porn circus” then porn itself. I call the porn circus things like, girls sucking on penis shaped lollipops, or getting really excited to take a picture of a stripper’s butt on your friends head, or some kind of fake orgasm contest, or involving yourself in some kind of “what kind of porn star are you!” game. It is a shame because I spend so much time and energy on thinking of ideas for what types of scenes to shoot, or writing scripts for movies, and just pairing people and booking all the different aspects of our shoots- but I might have to start putting some amount of effort elsewhere and think of some weird kitchy ideas we can market if I want to stay in business. In other words- I will have to join the circus! I have some ideas. I’m not exactly proud of them but, they shouldn’t be too difficult and hopefully can bring in some extra revenue. Ahhhh man. I sound like such a dorky business woman!

In any case, I thank everyone greatly who did come out. I appreciate your support and i will continue to provide sexy entertainment for you!

Here is a shot of all of the sexy ladies who signed at my awesome pink booth- except for Sparky- who was not arounda t the time when we took this photo!

From left to right its Dana Dearmond, ME, Kleio, and Draven. I am a lot shorter than everyone!!

But aside from that depressing stuff- I got to hand out with Kleio a lot this weekend.

I made a movie about her called “Crushing on Kleio” because well… it is so hard to not have a crush on her. She is so adorable. She spends most of her time in Texas, and doesn’t really travel other than when she comes to LA to shoot. She joined me, Jenna Haze and Draven for sushi on Saturday night – and when the menu came, Kleio looked at it completely perplexed. I asked her what she was ordering and she told me she had no clue what anything meant as she had never eaten sushi before. I forgot- that cowboys don’t exactly grow up eating pieces or raw salmon!

We all taught Kleio how to use chopsticks, and I ordered plates of rolls, and different kinds of Sashimi.

She tried them all and wasn’t sure which one she liked best. I found it incredibly entertaining…. at the end of the evening she was covered in rice, and drops of soy sauce wound up on her shirt. People in LA eat sushi several times a week. I have overheard conversations at the gym that involved two big muscular guys debating over which sushi place on the same block is superior to one another…. and that shit gets HEATED! Being around someone who was so oblivious to the world of uncooked fish was refreshing, and cute, and fun at the same time. In exchange she offered to take me to some kind of BBQ place in Texas where people wear bibs and eat things with their hands. I want to go there and shower in homemade BBQ sauce!!

I will have more photos and stuff from the convention later this week. You know how I roll with my late blog entries!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Alright well- these next two weekends me and the BurningAngel girls will be hanging out at porn conventions.

This weekend we will be at Exxxotica LA and next weekend in at Exxxtacy Chicago.

Come see us! We will have our own booth- with all your favorite movies, stickers, pictures and OF COURSE … my Joanna Angel Blow Up Doll will be there as well. You can get your own and film a video at the convention and enter it in my awesome Blow Joanna Up contest.

Speaking of awesome contests- we are having a WIN TWO FREE PASSES TO EXXXOTICA contest which you better enter like, right now- because it ends tomorrow night at some point. Note- this contest is JUST to win a free pass. I will not be supplying you a ride, or a flight or a hotel… or anything of the sort. Just a free day pass to the convention. Got it? It’s a simple contest- here is what you do.

Twitter at me @joannaangel with the hashtag #BAXLA and why you are BurningAngel’s biggest fan and deserve to go!

Um, it’s not really a rule to follow me on twitter to enter this contest but- basically… if you’re not following me… there is no way in hell I will pick you to win because what kinda biggest fan is not following me!! So I’m like, not forcing you… but I am. Got it?

The winner will receive TWO TICKETS for entry to LA Exxxotica on the DAY OF YOUR CHOICE, AND can come to the BURNINGANGEL BOOTH and get a FREE DVD and a picture with all of the BA GIRLS at the convention!

Even though I just told you all the contest info, you can read it all here if you want to read all that stuff again in a more um… “professional” kinda format, or something.

Here are the girls who will be at the LA Exxxotica Show Draven Star, Kleio, Dana Dearmond, Sparky and me, Joanna Angel! These are actually JPGS of the actual 8 x 10s we will be signing so… getting these in printed form WITH our signature on them should be quite the incentive to go… right?

and MEEEEEEE

Thanks! I look forward to meeting you all there.

Before you go, if you want to see how much fun these porn conventions are click here to see my Photos from This Years Exxxotica Miami!

xoxox

Joanna Angel

I am not writing this entry to make you get that Will Smith song in your head. I am writing this so you can start booking your plane tickets to take a mini vacation to the most humid and obnoxious city on earth- Miami! it’s a great place if you like suntans, loud house music, and washboard abs. All things I can’t stand however, for some reason- I love Miami anyways.Perhaps it is because at this particular convention I always spend a lot of time drinking, dancing, eating and um…  having sex with.. Jenna Haze.

Please come and see me at this convention! Quite honestly- not a lot of people showed up to see me last year. It made me very sad. As a result I sat around with my tits hanging out- and a face that looked like this.

To prevent this from happening just come to the porno convention.

MIAMI EXXXOTICA – at the Miami Beach Convention Center from May 14th – May 16th, at the Fantasy Island Booth, I’ll selling DVDs, molds of my ass and dirty photos…and signing autographs and hugs. I don’t know my signing time yet but when I find out I will let you know.
THEN! In the evening I will be hosting a party with my dear friend Jenna Haze. It was just confirmed today!

Here is the flyer for it.

Parties in Miami go till like – 8 am or something retarded like that. So if you can’t make it to the convention- you can definitely make it to the party.

Hope to see you all there.

xoxox

Joanna Angel

I intended on writing a blog about my entire Midwest mini work vacation- but once I started writing this I got on a bit of a tangent just about my first night. I wasn’t planning on doing that- it just sorta happened that way. Hence why the entry is called “part 1″. With my bad blogging schedule- it might be all month before I get through explaining my whole trip! Don’t let me do that! Yell at me on twitter if it is Friday and part 2 and 3 has not gone up yet.

I had an interesting mini work vacation to the Midwest.It began with me signing at the Chicago Sexpo with Alexis Texas and Kagney Lynn Carter. I forgot to charge my camera so I have no photos from this event so I am being lame and just posting random images from the internet with this posting. The Sexpo was a big convention and party mixed in one- it seemed like the biggest adult event in the Midwest. I think about 6 thousand people were there- everyone was very drunk and very loud. Quite honestly it was a bit much for me. I sat at a station and signed posters for most of the evening- while various people delivered myself and Kagney Vodka and Red-bulls. After several hours I got up to go to the bathroom and had one of those woooooah I am drunk and didn’t even know it moments. It’s odd how that happens when you are drinking and sitting down.

There was some kind of amateur strip contest going on in a different room that I watched while signing- on a TV screen that broadcast what was going on in the different areas of the club. The girls entering the contest were very obviously on their night off from the Hustler club, or whatever the hell strip club was in Chicago. They all had that booty shake thing down pat, and some came dressed in those shaggy leg-warmer things- and NO ONE owns those things unless they are strippers.

Kagney and I overheard that the winner of this abomination of an amateur strip contest was to receive $5000 and we both decided that if any fake amateur stripper was going to walk away with 5 grand- it should be us. My stripping skills looked way more sub par than anyone on stage to boot. In our drunken vodka Red-Bull state we were furious about this and acted as though we signed up for the contest and denied the chance. Alexis was not drinking Red-Bull and vodkas- she was drinking some kind of odd Champagne that I think was supposed to double as an aphrodisiac. She was more of a tired drunk than a get on a poll and dance drunk- but she is a team player and said she would go along with it anyways. We found the guy in charge of everything and asked him if the contest was over. He said “yes! why?” and then Kagney explained as if she was our team representative that she really thinks we deserve to have a chance at that 5 grand. Now, if you are reading this blog you probably think I am at least moderately attractive- and if that is the case, there is a good chance that Kagney Linn Carter is just not your type but- I don’t really care who you are and what kind of girl you like…. there is just no way anyone in the world would ever say no to anything this girl would ask you, especially while she is jumping up and down and begging to take her clothing off and dance on a pole.

So then the guy changed his mind instantly and said “well I think there might be time for one more!” And he brought us to the stage… where the emcee had started introducing some band. The three of us were escorted onto the stage, and just walked right past the girl who was introducing the band and the guy took the mic and whispered something along the lines of “hey we have one more contest entry” and then the girl whispered back something along the lines of “but the contest is over and the band has to go on” and then he whispered back something like “but Kagney really wants to go on stage” and then she took one look at her and umm… well she let us go on stage. We were told before we went on that there was no nudity allowed, which I thought was quite a relief since I had a very un-matching bra and panty set on, and I also had a tampon in. Yes. Sorry! Even people in porn do get their periods from time to time.

The second the music went on Kagney flashed her boobs… and then I was like FUCK I don’t want to be the lame one on stage… so i took my top off. I left my bra on though because by this point I visibly saw the people on the side of the stage freaking out about the exposed nipples. Alexis lifted her skirt up and started shaking her ass, so basically the entire building just stood there mesmerized.

So I was like fuck this,  I better get down to business here so I took my pants off- but I was wearing jeans so I had to take my shoes off in order to take my pants off. And then once I took my shoes off and my pants off I wanted to put the shoes back on because due to my height I kind of feel like I look like a weird 9 year old with my shoes off but I had thrown them to a corner of the stage where I couldn’t find them so I proceeded. I did a little dance in front of the audience, and I had to put a lot of energy into lifting my feet up because the stage was coated with sticky dried up alcohol. I ran to the poll and hung from it like a monkey in my red cotton H & M panties with some white script writing on it that said like “paris” “london” and other European cities with my black lacy Fredrick’s of Hollywood bra. A perfect stripper outfit, really! Alexis continued to shake her ass and Kagney continued to show her boobs. I was pretty sure that even if my tampon string was hanging out that no one at this moment would even be looking.I only really know one pole trick, and since I had exhausted that already I just shoved my face in Alexis’ ass… because well… it is quite nice and heavenly in there. I feel bad. I am pretty sure that everyone sticks their face in her ass during every scene she does…. but I was quite worried that if I didn’t do that, someone else from the audience would have due to the amount of drunk people with such close proximity of the stage. OK. Fine. I am lying. I was not really so worried about that I just really wanted to put my face in her ass.

We ended our impromptu show and then the band came on stage who were visibly displeased that their set was cut short.

We did not stick around to see if we won the contest. I told the guy in charge to please call me if we won. He still has not called. Perhaps they are just taking an extra long time to tally up the votes?

It was a fun night. It was most definitely not a BurningAngel party…. but I was glad to be a part of it. The moral of the story is, that if I get invited back next year I am definitely wearing a better set of undergarments.