I was in Vegas this weekend! It was an event put on by AVN to start drumming up excitement for the awards show in January. I was happy to be a part of it- it was a hell of a lot of fun. The whole event was called the AVN “Starlets of the Summer” which I found kind of humorous . I felt like that sounded like the title of a beauty pageant- and not 8 porn stars partying for two days.

Here’s me and Dana Dearmond eating meat on a stick at Pink Taco in the Hard Rock Hotel. It was rather tasty.

Here is me sucking on a Popsicle that had alcohol in it. I like to call it an “Alcoholsicle”. It was very refreshing!

Yeah. I guess I did a whole lot of drinking in a bikini. I was a rough job but someone had to do it?

This is me and the Pornstar Chanel Preston drinking alcohol with large sunglasses on.

And here is me and Pornstar’s  Kirsten Price and Alektra Blue. They both are way more sun-tanned than me- however, we all had the same affection for plain black bikinis! This was not a uniform given to us. We all just happened to happened to wear them. If you don’t have a black bikini, you should probably go get one. Mine was from American Apparel.

This was me in my party dress.

This is Dana Dearmond pretending to ejaculate on my face with a frozen Mojito.

This is me, Dana and Chanel at Vanity nightclub.

This is us again- only Dana is molesting us. We were all really happy about that!

This is me and Dana using a glow-stick as a mustache.

Here we are again. Dana is either attempting to give me bunny ears, or showing the world how peaceful she is, or expressing the fact that she wants to lick my vagina. Most likely, a combination of all three!

This is me, Dana, Tori Black and Gracie Glam.

This is the awesome thong bikini bottom Chanel Preston wore to the Rehab pool party on Sunday.

This is both me, and Tori Black showing our butts.

This was a large banner of myself that I thought was kinda cool.

And this was me on stage- hanging out while Sean Paul played! I know I know. I probably don’t strike you as a huge Sean Paul fan, and I can’t say I listen to him in my spare time but he was a hell of a lot of fun. And he puts on a super sexual show. He basically spent most of his set humping the air, and I liked it.

This is me and Riley Steele (and Sean Paul in back of us)

Here is me being like wooooooah I’m drunk! Look at me! And I love everything that is black and pink!

This is me and Tori Black waiting for Sean Paul to ejaculate on our faces. Well not really, but we somehow just naturally look like we are waiting for jizz.

Annnd here is me and Riley Steele and Sean Paul.

I had a blast.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I had an amazing time at Miami Exxxotica this year! Thanks to everyone who came out. The convention was a bit smaller this year! But that didn’t bother me. I can appreciate quality over quantity when it comes to porn conventions.

Here’s a bunch of pics from my weekend! Sorry if you’ve already seen a bunch of these on my Instagram!

Josie Jacobs was my “assistant ” at the convention…So we spent a bunch of time together. People were pretty bummed about the fact that she was not in any porno movies. I’m sorry, world . There is only room for one dorky Jew for you to jerk off to!!!

I spent a lot of time with Skin Diamond …Which was so nice. We hadn’t seen each other in awhile!

I took some pictures with fans.

And all my favorite ladies in porn.

Phoenix Marie

Eva Angelina

Alexis Texas

Lexi Belle

Stoya

Tori Black

Sophie Dee

Mr. Pete

I don’t know if you looked at TMZ at all, but the wrestler-gone-porn star, Chyna, caused a spectacle at Exxxotica. She got really drunk and passed out and had to get carried back to the hotel on Thursday and Friday. But on Sunday, she was soberish and signed next to me. I will admit , I was a little scared at first…But she was nothing but pleasant to me, and said some extremely humorous things that made my day. For example , she said that when she was younger, she wanted to grow up and be a fire truck.

That’s just something you don’t get to here every day. Anyways , here is me and Chyna.

Well, thanks again to all the fans who came out. This was a very successful show!!!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Ummm, I SKIP? I’m grumpy. I have nothing nice to say, and I was told that if you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all.  SO, I’m going to say only a couple of things…not-so-nicely…

First, BUY MY FUCKING T-SHIRTS – they’re spanking new and RIGHT HERE!

Second, I am going to CANADA next weekend.  Canadians, you’ve asked me to come, so here is your chance…don’t miss it!  Or I will take your maple leaves and burn them all. The maple trees too. INFO ON THE APPEARANCE IS RIGHT HERE!

Third, I’d like to thank GWAR for Tweeting me today.  It made me feel good. I want to have sex with all of you.

xoxo

Joanna Angel