Here are some photos from Phoenix Askani’s 21st Birthday Party!

above is me making a weird face, Phoenix, Andy San Dimas, and the porn star Bobbi Star

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My Joanna Angel Video Blog from Paris

So I am really bad at keeping up with blogging because it is so time consuming -  so I started doing video blogs – here is one of me and James Dean in Paris…
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Well- I finally put out my first interracial movie!

And I also- uh- wrote my first hip-hop song. Tell me what you think. Some people seem to think this was kind of racist- but I swear, I was just being a goof-ball. I’m not going to try to prove to you how un-racist I really am because then I think it will just sound worse. You can listen to the song- and you can think I’m so offensive…. or you can laugh. You decide what you want to do.

Joanna Angel on Freeones.com

And here is my oooooh soooo gangster box cover

I basically tried to switch around the stereotype. See usually interracial movies are like- innocent white chicks with gangster black dudes. Instead I played a gangster white chick – and my co-star Mr.Marcus played a stock-broker / chess player. I thought the whole thing was pretty damn adorable- but then again- I am a little biased.

Anyways- you can buy the movie here-> It’s Big, It’s Black, It’s Inside Joanna, if in fact you happen to be part of that small section of society who in fact still does buy porn.

*Sigh*

xoxox

Joanna Angel

The Girlfriend Experience movie came out this week, and though I hear it’s hot, it has none of Sasha Grey fucking but in the movie, she does fuck people–just not on camera. No no I am not saying that she fucked the whole crew off camera, I don’t know if that happened but I hope it did for the sake of her and the crew- but the movie is about her being a hooker and you see her interact with the clients but you don’t see her bang them.

I must admit–I am really impressed with Sasha Grey. It’s pretty crazy that she is in this new mainstream movie. I haven’t gotten around to seeing it yet to be honest. I am a jerk- I also have not gone to see Crank 2 — and my darling best friend Jenna Haze is in that. Hmm. What is wrong with me? If you are out there, and you are my friend, and you have a part in a big movie well…. make sure to not call me because I am a jerk and I probably won’t see it! I will eventually see both these movies. I swear. Who wants to see them with me! I never had an appearance in any big movie but the box cover of Joanna’s Angels 2 was in the background of some shot in Will Smith’s movie- I am Legend. It came out like a year and a half ago…. and I finally got around to watching it about 3 weeks ago. The rumor was true, it was in fact there.

I also heard that Sasha did some sexy nude photos for Rolling Stone Magazine…. It’s pretty crazy! This is all very exciting to me–because this means that I can totally go around and tell people that I banged someone famous. I know I know, a lot of people have fucked her over the past few years so I am not the only one who is able to say this, but whatever. I think I can still have some bragging rights.

Well… Shasha Grey’s new mainstream movie has SOME nude shots, but we all know what you really want to see….the last time I checked you blog readers are perverts. I hope that is still the case! I thought with all this non-sex Sasha Grey teaser shit out there-, I bet everyone–meaning all of you “pervs” that read my blog–out there would like to be reminded of what it’s like to fuck her?

Since I have had me some of that Sasha Grey pussy, I thought I would share…Well actually I DID share in Girls Girls Girls 2, a porn movie that grew out of my fantasy about my heavy metal babysitter when I was a kid. I kinda imagine what would have happened between us if I were old enough to get it on with her. You can read about how my heavy metal pussy party came to be. If you already know, well you can go back and re-read it or you can just pretend I didn’t say anything.

Anyways–enough about me. Sasha Grey has an ass like you cannot believe. I got to play with it and stuff. She put a dildo in my ass–and then she told me she was jealous of my ability to put dildos in my ass with such ease. You know, a lot of people have told me that before. It’s weird. I don’t even realize that I am doing anything all that special. Then people ask me for advice on how to get their asses to do what my ass does, and I just don’t know what to say. Anyways– you can watch me finger her awesomely wet pussy and stuff in our scene that is now on Heavy Metal Pussy Party– or if you are a big pussy, and not a pussy party- you can just watch the free porn trailer, again and again and again. I am not Steven Soderbergh but I had me and her had our own special Girlfriend Experience. Seriously! It was romantic. Afterwords, I really did just want to cuddle with her but unfortunately … read the rest of this entry….

I should start a blog called “last month’s party” because I am really good at blogging about things about a month after they happen. It was a sign from the blogging gods above to write a new blog when my Heeb Storytelling Youtube clip got taken down for violating their terms of service. Grrr. The story was about finding god! How could they have taken it down!

Tomorrow evening (or actually tonight) I am going to Vegas to dance at the Penthouse club. I am excited…. I love going to Vegas. I love how cheesy and colorful it is, and how it is 24 hours everywhere. I am staying at the HARD ROCK HOTEL which I really do like. I have stayed there twice now. I like getting drunk and then walking around the lobby starring at weird old pieces of clothing that Rock Stars wore. I really need to pack- I have not packed. I also need to do laundry- but that isn’t happening. I don’t even know if I have any clean thongs to wear. I hope so. Perhaps I can just steal one off a mannequin in the lobby that like, Christina Aguilera wore or something.

Good things are happening in life. The BurningAngel network will be launching soon and I am just so excited. Now instead of being like, hey I’m Joanna Angel and I own a porn site- I can be like YO I’M FUCKING JOANNA ANGEL MOTHER FUCKERS AND I OWN LIKE 8 PORN SITES. I am going to start saying “yo” all the time and I am going to unlearn all the good grammar I learned in college. But seriously, I hope you all like them a lot and I hope you all want to get the new super duper BurningAngel membership that we are creating which will give you access to all the websites for one price. I feel stupid talking about business shit in my blog- but I really am proud of us. Oh, and by the way- we really need more girls for BigBoobsareCool.com. Unfortunately, I can’t just clone Sinead and January and there really aren’t THAT many ur um… oh god I hate this word but I have to use it…. there aren’t many “alt” girls with big boobs who do videos. But if you are, and you are reading this blog…. and you have really cool boobs (cool means D and above), and you want to put a penis inside of you while these said cool boobs bounce up and down- PLEASE apply to BurningAngel now.

I am getting a little off topic.

Here are some photos from the Girls Girls Girls 2 release party at the Roxy like 3 months ago. Or maybe it was three weeks ago… I don’t really know. I gotta upload these, and then attept to find a clean thong somewhere in my mess of a closet.

Well to start off- here are the BurningAngel studs. Brian Street Team and James Deen (who is looking for more twitter followers so that is why I linked to his Twitter (oh wait- my twitter is here- because I also like followers! ) As you can see, Brian Street Team is a cheap date, and James, being male performer of the year and all is a little more high class. Maybe after Brian fucks like 4 thousand more girls, he will be high class too.

And here is Madison.

Aaaaaaand here is me and James grabbing Whiskey’s boobs. I have known Whiskey ever since she was like 19…. I think I have only grabbed her boobs once in the entire time I have known her. I have some major boob grabbing catching up to do. Speaking of cool boobs, she has them… but I don’t know if she wants to put a penis in her on camera and let her boobs bounce on it. Maybe one day…. in the mean time I have this.

Here is me and Sasha Grey in the middle of a conversation. I feel like I should lie and tell you this conversation was about ass fucking but really- it was something like “Oh wow thanks for coming did you just get here?” “Yeah! Sorry I would have been here sooner but I got stuck in a lot of traffic… you look great! How are you doing?” But if that is not arousing then just close your eyes pretend we were talking about getting DP’d right at this moment.

And here is me- woooohoooo- oh and by the way Nova cut this dress up for me. It was super ugly before she took a scissor and cut it up.

Here is me and Sasha again- this time talking about gang-bangs. By gang-bangs, I really mean In and Out Burger.

And here is Regan Reese. She did a really hot scene with Draven in Girls Girls Girls 2. She was also in Cum on My Tattoo 3. I really do like her. She’s really hot and nice… and even though she has fake boobs she totally doesn’t act like all the other girls who have fake boobs, if that makes any sense. It’s like she is a fake fake boob person. Right? Ok, maybe that wasn’t one of my best. Sorry, I’m tired.

And here is Pixie Pearl! She has returned. She will be doing some new scenes for BurningAngel. Actually she already has done one and she will do a few more. It’s nice to have you back Pixie.

OK. Now Pixie is hot and takes dick well and blah blah blah – but here is why she REALLY is awesome. At the party, she put her purse down for a minute… and some intoxicated fellow puked all over it. Instead of crying about the purse like a prissy bitch- she simply asked the bar for a garbage bag and turned the garbage bag into a purse. It was amazing. My girls are just so god damn crafty. If a girl’s purse broke at the AVN awards she would go into cardiac arrest. So here is the garbage bag purse she made on the fly…. it looks like something you would see on a run-way that would cost like 9 thousand dollars in high-end store.

well that’s all my ramblings….

Good night.

xoxoxo

Joanna Angel