Something amazing happened to me the other night while I was with Jessie Lee at a party…we bumped into EDDIE WINSLOW!!! I mean, obviously that’s not his real name…but you know…Eddie Winslow…from “FAMILY MATTERS”!!! Yeah, you know it. I think it was even better than meeting Urkel cause Eddie Winslow was kinda hot on that show. Right? Haha.

Anyway, here we are with Eddie…and in case you needed a little refresher, there’s a pic of him from the “Family Matters” days below it.

And now I am off to Chicago for EXXXOTICA! I was confused as to why Eddie wasn’t on our flight…I thought the Winslows lived there!?! =)

See you tomorrow, Chicago!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

Well, as I had told you before – I went to Mayhem Fest this weekend. It was a big metal show, and I got to see Slayer for the first time ever. It was incredible. There was fire on stage, and bass cabinets lined up like inverted crosses. They didn’t wear costumes, they didn’t blab on about any nonsense, they didn’t have a ton of makeup on – they just got on the stage, played their songs, and walked off. It was like, they had nothing to prove. They are fucking Slayer.

I wasn’t cool enough to see them when I was younger. Being able to watch “Raining Blood” played live was a moment I will never forget!

I went there with Jessie Lee and Phoenix, along with one of Jessie’s friends named Kate – who has like, the same hair as Jessie. I also ran into Andy San Dimas while I was there. Together we all got drunk and watched metal, and it was a great way to spend a Saturday.

I was too short to watch Anthrax so my friend Matt put me on his shoulders, and I clearly got to see the whole thing. It’s awesome being a very small girl with some big friends.

Slipknot was the headlining band, and I wasn’t sure why. I think some of their songs are OK and all, but I don’t think they are gods; I don’t know why they have three drummers and like, an entire circus on stage with them, and I don’t know why they headlined over Slayer. It was a little confusing to me, but the place was completely packed when they played. I guess I am alone in my confusion about the greatness of Slipknot.

I got to meet a lot of fans while I was there. It’s nice to know I have fans who listen to good music! I am going to see if I can go to any of the other Mayhem Fests in different cities. It’s a really awesome tour.

Well everyone have a happy Fourth of July. Eat some hot dogs, or veggie hot dogs…watch some fireworks, sleep late and think about America.

xoxo
Joanna Angel

Today I’m on set!!! Directing the movie I wrote the script for yesterday.  Crazy how the magic of cinema can work like that.

This movie stars the lovely Asphyxia! She’s gonna bang Brian Street Team…She is a shoe salesman in the movie.  Like Al Bundy !!!

Anyways I must  go direct shit…happy hump day!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I’m at the Sirius Radio building in NYC doing some stuff for The Jason Ellis Show. I’m like a world-traveling Jason Ellis radio guest. It’s pretty cool!

The Sirius studio in LA is pretty small. The official headquarters is the one in New York , and it feels so official and shit.

Like, they put my name on a big tv screen…Just because I’m here . Pretty cool, right ? If you were here, your name could be on this screen.

And there is also a big cardboard cut-out of Elvis, for some reason.

…Yeah . Now I must be a radio guest.

Xoxo

Joanna Angel

Sooooo…it’s that time again…another EXXXOTICA…another PAIR THAT PUSSY!!! Today starts EXXXOTICA LA…and in honor of me and all the BurningAngels who will be there, we’re gonna play my favorite game…PAIR THAT PUSSY!  Basically, there are pics below of the 8 BurningAngels (7 hot ladies and 1 Brian Street Team!) –  JESSIE LEE, ASPHYXIA, CADENCE ST. JOHN, KRISSIE DEE, KELLY CHAOS, SPARKY, SALLY SPARROW and BRIAN STREET TEAM – who will be at the BurningAngel booth with me this weekend – one set of their face pictures and one set of their…PUSSY PICTURES!  Specifically from behind…tehe.  Haha.  So yeah – you have to pair them.  Get it!?  The faces have numbers and the pussies have letters.  You can write the pairings in my Comments section, or even just come to Exxxotica to meet us in person and see for yourself if you got it correct! And to get the game rolling, here is a picture of MY FACE and MY PUSSY (from behind) to, um, inspire you! …

OK, get it?!?  I hope so!  And now the game begins…

So here are the FACES of EXXXOTICA LA 2011 – BURNINGANGEL…woot woot!:

…and here are their PUSSIES!:

Ummm…good luck!  And don’t forget to get all the info about visiting us THIS WEEKEND (yes, today, tomorrow and Sunday!!!) RIGHT HERE in the BurningAngel EVENTS Section!

xoxo

Joanna Angel