Well, I will be hones - I haven’t done much other than sit and be on my computer the past few days. The only times I have actually left my apartment was to either go to the gym, or go to Jessie Lee’s party. Sometimes I just like laying low and catching up on shit. I am not home much so, when I’m home – I like to really indulge in being home. I have a lot of super comfy blankets, and a pretty comfy couch that swallows me up.
Anyways, here are a few photos of my butt. They really didn’t take much effort out of me and they were taken relatively close to my couch.
And here is my favorite punk butt-plug, inside of my butt.
And here is my face.
I’m in New York, doing work in my office. Not much going on here! But here are my boobs, and a really rad pair of neon green headphones. They are so big and so green!!!
Well, I watched the Oscars last night. You probably did too? Or you at least heard about them. If you haven’t watched the Oscars, and you really care about what happened – well there are probably better places than my blog to get an official re-cap on the whole thing. But here, on XoxoJoannaAngel.com, I will tell you what I thought was important .
First off, in general, they were pretty boring. I have watched many Oscars, and yeah – they usually have some boring parts but, this year was just all pretty boring. Perhaps it was because I hadn’t seen a lot of the movies that were nominated, but really, no one wore anything too hideous, or too awesome. No one said anything groundbreaking in their acceptance speeches. Billy Crystal was not particularly funny or particularly un-funny.
I do think the most beautiful girl there – by far – was Rooney Mara. The star of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – which was an awesome movie. She didn’t win anything; I hope she will be in more stuff next year. She kicked ass as an actress, and literally kicked other people’s asses in the movie, and she showed her tits . Three very positive things. Rooney – if Hollywood doesn’t work out for you – there sure place for you at BurningAngel! We can make a movie called “Girl with a Dragon tattoo fucks Joanna Angel, who doesn’t have a dragon tattoo, but has a bunch of other tattoos in the ass.” I think it would be a hit.
Penelope Cruz wore a really ugly dress. It looked like something a bridesmaid would have to wear. Her hair also looked terrible. I don’t know why she chose this look.
Angelina Jolie is wayyyy too skinny. She needs to eat a burrito. Or several. Actually, when I was in San Diego, I learned that burritos down there have french fries in them. She should eat several of those.
Hugo and The Artist won a bunch of stuff. I saw neither of those movies. I am contemplating watching The Aritst, but Hugo looks incredibly uninteresting to me.
The French guy who was the lead in The Artist won for “Best Actor” , and George Clooney and Brad Pitt looked really pissed. Well since they are actors and all, they put on an OK smile when the camera cut to them after the award was announced (I don’t know why they do that. It’s kinda rude) but, I could tell – they were pissed. I would be pissed too if I lost an Oscar for acting, to a guy who didn’t have to memorize any lines.
Meryl Streep said a very nice speech. It was classy. She is a classy lady. I hope I am as classy as she is when I grow up.
I don’t want to jinx myself ,but so far I think its’ the best movie we have yet to do!
Now I must go back to work at my coffee hole.
I had a GREAT weekend dancing. Both of the Deja Vus in San Diego that I danced at had the most fun crowds at a strip club I have ever experienced. Everyone was in good spirits, the stage was big, the girls were sweet; it was just great. I had lots of fun.
San Diego is actually a beautiful city, and I spent some time during the day walking around the beach. It wasn’t exactly warm enough to go swimming, but it was warm enough to walk around.
I returned Sunday morning, and went straight to set. We shot some new girls – and I shot a scene with me in it – with Mr. Pete. I wore a cute little American Apparel get-up type thing. It was a fun sex scene, we were kinda laughing half the time. It was pretty cute.
We shot a girl who is new to BurningAngel named Vyxen Steel – with Brian Street Team. Vyxen is French Canadian, with a really hot accent so naturally, I made her the French teacher. And Brian Street Team was a student anxious to get to tennis practice, who did not want to learn his French. Eventually he caved in – with you know, sex and stuff.
And then we shot another new girl, named Lucia Hyde. Her and Tommy Pistol were bad students! They drew obscenities on their scantron sheets. Remember those things?
Well, I’m on set again today – shooting a big movie called “Baristas”. So I must get into character now and drink lots and lots of coffee.
Have a happy Monday!