Today I’m on set!!! Directing the movie I wrote the script for yesterday. Crazy how the magic of cinema can work like that.
Anyways I must go direct shit…happy hump day!
This morning, I was lucky enough to have received a huge load on my face. It was awesome. It was such a nice load, that I thought it was worthy of a photograph.
A great way to start the day – that’s for sure! Unfortunately, I had to wipe it off and go to my office shortly afterwards. Even though I’m the boss of the company, and even though this company is a porn company, it is still grossly inappropriate to show up to work with jizz on your face.
Tonight, I will be attending the Fleshbot Awards. I would have loved to show off this load there, but that too would have been incredibly tacky. So I guess I will just have to put on some makeup instead.
Well, have a good weekend everyone!
Well, I had the most amazing epic Halloween last night, and the camera all my photos were on, is broken. It looks like there is a bunch of fake blood that got on the camera and I guess my camera is a big pussy so it can’t handle a little bit of fake blood. Lame camera!
In any case, I went to what I think is the most amazing club in the world – called The Box in NYC. It’s kind of a theater, kind of a club – there are these ridiculous shows that go on all night involving anything from aerial performances by beautiful women, to odd burlesque acts involving midgets and trannies, or really over-the-top theatrical shit involving characters from fairy-tales, but they get naked and sometimes penetrate themselves. It’s just a really crazy place. It’s kinda like a XXX-rated Circque de Soliel feeling kinda place.
The theme of the night was “Alice in Wonderland” – and everyone was required to wear an Alice in Wonderland costume. I dressed up as the cupcake that said “Eat me” on it. I wore a pink tutu and a brown bikini top and wrote “eat me” on my stomach. I thought it was pretty adorable, but since I have no photo, you will just have to use your imagination.
Maybe morph this with a photo of me???
Oh well. Halloween is officially over – I feel like I celebrated it all week.
Now, back to real life.
It was pretty insane. I’m still a little confused as to why a strip club would allow us (or actually – request us) to cover the whole place in fake blood, and fake vomit – and re-enact a borderline horrific porn movie on a stage, but hey, they did! Tommy Pistol and I had a lot of fun. I kinda wanna make these movies into musicals or something. Don’t you think that would be awesome?
Here’s some of photos from the evening…
And here’s another one of the happy couple, ME AND TOMMY PISTOL!
AND FOR A WHOLE PHOTO GALLERY OF BLOODY SEXY PICS, CLICK HERE!!
Eat my zombie pussy bitches!
After our Chicago spree, we did the show at the SMACK FETISH BALL on Saturday night in New York. It was snowing! Not exactly a great welcoming, but the show went off great!
Enough about the weekend…it’s HALLOWEEN!!!! And in true Joanna fashion, I made a SPECIAL HALLOWEEN VIDEO…this one’s a spoof on Frankenstein…and it’s a DP, called…FUCKENSTEIN! Here’s the…uh…official trailer:
So much Halloween today! I can’t take it!
I’m at the Admiral Theater in Chicago doing a dress rehearsal for the LIVE Exxxorcist and Re-penetrator performance with Tommy Pistol. It’s being advertised everywhere here…And I think the club is already sold out.
So we better kick ass or else we’re in trouble!
I’m like some real Broadway actress or something. It’s wacky.
Well, please come see me tomorrow or Friday here in Chicago…
Or Saturday I’m New York, doing another live sex show. CLICK HERE for the info!
And if you can’t come, buy yourself a copy of Exxxorcist or Re-Penetrator (WITH OUR SPECIAL TWO-FOR-ALMOST-ONE DEAL!) and re-enact the show yourself !!!