I’m on my way to San Francisco from Los Angeles. My friend Nate is driving so I have the ability to take some photos for you guys while he focuses on the road.

So here I am with my burger from Jack In The Box that I’m about to eat. As a side note, Jack In The Box is my favorite fast food chain.

And here is my brand new stripper outfit I’ll be wearing this weekend. Does it look familiar?

Well, I’ll tell you why it might look familiar! See, I had the girl who designed my dress for the AVN Awards cut it apart and turn it into a stripper outfit. I was sick of spending money on dresses that I only wore once! So now my dress is something I will wear at a strip club, and hopefully make some money with…As opposed to my AVN dress, which is just a thing to wear and take pretty pictures in and feel fancy and shit.

It was my economic answer to buying a dress. I’m such a good Jew!

Considering that a long dress requires a lot more material that a short stripper outfit…There was some extra fabric left over to make this cool hat. I’m excited about wearing it. I have never worn a small completely impractical fancy hat!

Yeah. If you aren’t into watching me get naked and dance, you should still really come see me – if for nothing else – to see me in this hat.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Last night, I was invited to the premiere of “Chillerama”. It’s a horror movie directed by a few different directors who all contributed their own segments. The directors were Adam Green, Joe Lynch, Adam Rivkin and Tim Sullivan. My favorite segment of the film was directed by Adam Green – his piece was called “The Diary of Anne Frankenstein” and it was just…hilarious. Basically, it was a comedy about Hitler, making a Jewish Frankenstein out of all the dead Jews lying around. I don’t want to give it away but it was pure genius. I’m not sure when the movie officially comes out and how you can see it, but it’s definitely worth seeing. All the segments were campy, silly and really bloody.

The movie screened at this cemetery in Hollywood called “Hollywood Forever”. It’s beautiful there! Apparently they screen movies there all the time and I didn’t even know about it. I should go there more often. It would be a nice break from porn conventions and strip clubs! A bunch of famous people were buried there.

Here is a really creepy photo of me in front of Johnny Ramone’s grave.

And here is a really un -glamorous red carpet photo from the evening. I’m a little embarrassed of it.

Alright well – I gotta get ready and go to Fresno to dance with Emily Parker! Come see me this weekend.

Here’s all the info:

SHOWS ARE AT 11 PM and 1 AM!!!!!!!!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

This was my second time dancing at Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento, California. Sometimes I like to get a little tipsy when I dance- so I have some funny photos of myself being tipsy in the dressing room of the strip club. Here is one of them!

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Ah! Alright well sorry blog. I deserted you again. But I am back.

Well I will be going to Sacramento next weekend- the capitol of California! I don’t really know why Sacramento was chosen as the capitol to be honest. It seems like the capitol of CA should be like, Los Angeles or San Francisco- right? Or maybe that is closed minded of me. Considering I haven’t seen any part of Sacramento other than a strip club and a hotel- I shouldn’t be one to judge. Anyways- here is a sexy photo of myself to entice you to come.

and here is all the info.

GOLD CLUB (11363 Folsom Boulevard, Rancho Cordova) I’ll be there from WED, March 3rd through SAT, March 6th doing all sorts of evening performances: lapdances, selling DVDs and pictures…and doing my goofy dances on stage. I’ll also be at the GOLD CLUB VIDEO BOUTIQUE COUPLES SUPERSTORE signing autographs on FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, 6 – 8 PM…and showtimes for my dancing performances are as follows:

Wednesday, March 3rd: 10 PM, 12:30 AM
Thursday, March 4th: 10 PM, 12:30 AM
Friday, March 5th: 9:30 PM, 11:30 PM, 1:30 AM
Saturday, March 6th: 9:30 PM, 11:30 PM, 1:30 AM

Honestly- I have been to a handful of strip clubs at this point and this particular club has the hottest girls I have ever seen at a strip club. Just about every single girl working there was hot- and a lot of girls there were heavily tattooed. So, just so you know…. during the time that you wait for me to go on stage you will be entertained by attractive ladies.

Hope to see you there!

xoxox

Joanna Angel