I’m on my way to San Francisco from Los Angeles. My friend Nate is driving so I have the ability to take some photos for you guys while he focuses on the road.

So here I am with my burger from Jack In The Box that I’m about to eat. As a side note, Jack In The Box is my favorite fast food chain.

And here is my brand new stripper outfit I’ll be wearing this weekend. Does it look familiar?

Well, I’ll tell you why it might look familiar! See, I had the girl who designed my dress for the AVN Awards cut it apart and turn it into a stripper outfit. I was sick of spending money on dresses that I only wore once! So now my dress is something I will wear at a strip club, and hopefully make some money with…As opposed to my AVN dress, which is just a thing to wear and take pretty pictures in and feel fancy and shit.

It was my economic answer to buying a dress. I’m such a good Jew!

Considering that a long dress requires a lot more material that a short stripper outfit…There was some extra fabric left over to make this cool hat. I’m excited about wearing it. I have never worn a small completely impractical fancy hat!

Yeah. If you aren’t into watching me get naked and dance, you should still really come see me – if for nothing else – to see me in this hat.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Hey all!!! I will be dancing TWICE this month – once in San Francisco, once in the San Diego area. So you better come see me if you live anywhere in the entire state of California!!!…

Here are the fliers with all the details below…

CRAZY HORSE GENTLEMEN’S CLUB (980 Market Street  San Francisco, CA)

THURSDAY, February 9th
FRIDAY, February 10th
SATURDAY, February 11th

TWO shows per night – one at 9:30 PM and one at 12:30 AM

AND THEN…

THURSDAY, February 16th:
DEJA VU Ultra Lounge (1331 W. Colton Ave. Redlands, CA 92374)
10 PM and Midnight shows!

FRIDAY, February 17th:
DEJA VU Little Darlings (8290 Broadway Lemon Grove, CA 91945)
10 PM and Midnight shows!

SATURDAY, February 18th:
DEJA VU Midway (2720 Midway Dr. San Diego, CA 92110)
9 PM and 11 PM shows!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

I’m in Denver, and on my way home from the airport I saw from my cab that we were passing my favorite Midwest sandwich place, Jimmy Johns. I used to firmly believe that all good sandwiches had to come from New York , but…I was wrong . They can come from New York, or from this sandwich chain in the Midwest .

Anyway, I was hungry,  so I told the cab driver to stop and turn around so I could get myself a sandwich!!!

I don’t get to eat here all that often, so this was an exciting occasion. I did a little photo shoot with my sandwich before I dove in and got disgusting with it.

Hope to see as many of you as possible tonight at La Boheme!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I had so much fun dancing in Philly this weekend. I really do love dancing. I think I am getting a little better at it. I feel pretty damn sexy on the stage, and I love having 20 minutes to put my favorite songs on and act all sexy on a stage. I do always get scared I’m going to trip and fall – it’s kind of what is going through my head the entire time I’m on stage…”Joanna please don’t trip and fall!”. One of these days it might just happen, and I’ll just have to deal with it!

Some of the music I danced to (in case you cared) was by Awolnation, Motley Crue, Faith No More, Killswitch Engage, Murder City Devils, Shiny Toy Guns, Children of Bodom, The Misfits, Garbage, Bullet for my Valentine...I know it’s kind of an odd mix, but I swear it all makes sense when I’m getting naked on a stage!

Here’s some photos of me in the dressing room!

Here’s me in my dominatrix outfit/ Village People outfit. I look like a bit of a gay man leather daddy type – but it suits me well. Don’t you think?

Here is me in my school girl outfit. I feel like you have seen me in this very outfit on this blog like a million times but, whatever. You haven’t seen me in it, in a dressing room in Philly!

Here is me and Mitch Fontaine – my business partner. We are conducting very official business here!

Here is me and my gigantic stripper suitcase. It’s a huge suitcase full of slutty outfits in zip-lock plastic bags. That way I don’t have to dig for anything…it’s all just there. It’s a pretty awesome way to pack. I would highly recommend it to anyone packing lots of little clothing for any occasion.

Club Risque did not only have stripper s- it also had a full menu with pretty amazing food. I ordered dinner there both nights when I danced! So here is me, Mitch, our friend Nick, and a big bottle of hot sauce that I poured all over french fries and grilled cheese and some other amazing greasy shit later on in the evening.

And that was that! Yeeeeeah.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I’m in New York – just for a day. Tomorrow, I am leaving from here to go to Philly so I can dance my ass off at Club Risque:

Speaking of asses, here is a picture I just took of mine in the bathroom of my New York office:

I hope you can see it live, and gyrating in a stripper-esque motion tomorrow or Saturday night in the city of brotherly love.

xoxo
Joanna Angel