Does everyone remember Neon!?

She was around in the very early days of  BurningAngel (before I decided to get in the middle of this).  She was one of my closest friends when we both lived in New York. I try to catch up with her whenever we can and reminisce about all the debauchery we took part in; we’re like two old perverted ladies at some kind of twisted reunion.

These days Neon makes jewelery! You can look at it here , she makes it all herself and it’s pretty awesome.

Anyways, Neon and I had some drinks at one of my favorite bars in Brooklyn, Pearl’s. We got real wasted on strong whiskey cocktails, and went in the photo booth to try to take dirty photos with intent to slip them to the bartenders with their tips. However, the photo booth was broken, so our plan failed. =(

Instead, I took some pics on my phone and I am sharing them with you guys. You deserve them more than the bartenders do anyways. Maybe this all happened for a reason!

I am back in Los Angeles now! I must prepare for a big shoot next week, and a bunch of other shit.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

This weekend I shot a whole bunch of PORN. Yeah. That’s what I did. So whatever you did was not as cool as what I did!

Anyways, first off, I gave three dudes a blowjob. That was pretty awesome! I mean, why only put one penis in your mouth, when you can put three in your mouth? It was like, a multi-cultural blow-bang. The penises belonged to Chad Alva, Jon Jon, and John Strong. It was Penis Diversity Day inside of my mouth!

Absinthe (the newbie) shot with Danny Wylde. They were on the Burning Angel Yearbook staff for PunkSchoolGirl.com.

The 18-year-old newbie who decided to call herself Vada (after a character in Street Fighter) did a scene for PunkSchoolGirls.com with Tommy Pistol. The scenario involved Tommy trying to impress Vada by smoking cigarettes – and since it was Tommy, he acted completely ridiculous.

I love Tommy; he’s like my porn brother. Together we are so incredibly strange, it’s hard to describe it in words.

Vada ALSO fucked both Danny and Tommy. She loved it! What a naughty young girl.

We also shot Severin! It was really good to see her again. She too did a scene with two penises, and then also did another scene with Anthony Rosano who played the school nurse. I know when people think of porn, and nurses, they usually think of a chick being dressed up like a slutty nurse but I like to do things my own way and have the man play the naughty nurse. “A man can be a nurse just like a woman can be a doctor!” That was actually a line taken directly out of the script for the scene.

And then, we shot Veruca James with a new really hot lesbian chick named Nikki Hearts. Nikki admitted to me that she loves using a strap-on in her personal life, so I encouraged her to use one on camera. This scene was shot on the roof of our studio just as the sun was setting and it really looked beautiful. They looked so fucking hot together it was insane.

And that’s a wrap!

What a crazy fun weekend in Vegas. I am incredibly hung over and at the airport. I’m gonna load up on oxygen now and make myself better. I’ll post some Vegas pics tomorrow!!!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

My second episode of SKINEMA is live today!  Yay!  It’s like magic from beginning to end…It starts cookie-less…and ends with lots and lots of cookies! It starts with me naked in a bathtub…and ends with me naked in a kitchen. (Uh, that means I’m naked the whole time). Basically, my friend, Chris Nieratko (he writes BurningAngel album reviews!), and I were hanging in his bathtub, and then he decided it was time to bake chocolate chip cookies. So that’s what we did. It was a lot of fun!

Watch the episode here:

http://www.vice.com/skinema-show/joanna-angel-part-2

AND in case you missed PART 1, you can watch it here:

http://www.vice.com/skinema-show/joanna-angel-part-1

Have a good weekend!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Well, as I had told you before – I went to Mayhem Fest this weekend. It was a big metal show, and I got to see Slayer for the first time ever. It was incredible. There was fire on stage, and bass cabinets lined up like inverted crosses. They didn’t wear costumes, they didn’t blab on about any nonsense, they didn’t have a ton of makeup on – they just got on the stage, played their songs, and walked off. It was like, they had nothing to prove. They are fucking Slayer.

I wasn’t cool enough to see them when I was younger. Being able to watch “Raining Blood” played live was a moment I will never forget!

I went there with Jessie Lee and Phoenix, along with one of Jessie’s friends named Kate – who has like, the same hair as Jessie. I also ran into Andy San Dimas while I was there. Together we all got drunk and watched metal, and it was a great way to spend a Saturday.

I was too short to watch Anthrax so my friend Matt put me on his shoulders, and I clearly got to see the whole thing. It’s awesome being a very small girl with some big friends.

Slipknot was the headlining band, and I wasn’t sure why. I think some of their songs are OK and all, but I don’t think they are gods; I don’t know why they have three drummers and like, an entire circus on stage with them, and I don’t know why they headlined over Slayer. It was a little confusing to me, but the place was completely packed when they played. I guess I am alone in my confusion about the greatness of Slipknot.

I got to meet a lot of fans while I was there. It’s nice to know I have fans who listen to good music! I am going to see if I can go to any of the other Mayhem Fests in different cities. It’s a really awesome tour.

Well everyone have a happy Fourth of July. Eat some hot dogs, or veggie hot dogs…watch some fireworks, sleep late and think about America.

xoxo
Joanna Angel