Last night was the screening for Asphyxia Heels the World at Studio Servitu (@studioservitu) . I had a good time! I like hanging out with my porno family. I also really like Studio Servitu. It’s a cool creepy-looking loft that has art shows, and lots of interesting parties there. I actually shot my scene with Manuel Ferrara there – you know, that one that was nominated for Best Anal this past year . It was pretty cool to chill at the party/screening and look at a bunch of people drink beers and hang out on a bed that I got anally pounded on. It made me giggle!

Anyways, the band Blackleg played. Blackleg is my friend Ssippi’s band – he has built a bunch of sets for us – and he played Igor in Fuckenstein. When Blackleg played in Jessie Lee Goes T o College – Brian Street Team was in the band, for the sake of the movie – so Jessie could bone the singer. However, now Tommy Pistol is actually in the band. He sings for Blackleg. And, Tommy was also in Asphyxia Heels the World – AND Ssippi helped build the shoe store in the movie. So yeah, Blackleg and BurningAngel are kind of married in an odd way – so it totally made sense for them to play the party!

Here they are:

And here is me and Asphyxia presenting the movie! I am kinda hunched over, and she is standing up properly. I should really work on my posture.

And here is Aiden Starr (@aidenstarr) humping my leg. That was pretty cool.

And here is me and Dana Deamond.

Here is me, Krissie Dee, Jessie, and Asphyxia:

This is the token photo of myself I took before I left my apartment to make sure my makeup was done properly:

This is me and Tommy Pistol and some new friends we made at the party!

Here I am bonding with them…

This is a photo of my butt that I took this morning and posted on Instagram.

And this is what I ate for breakfast.

It was a good night, with good friends, and a good movie I am extremely proud of. Yaaaay porno!

xoxoxox

Joanna Angel

Hey everyone!

Well, me, Tommy Pistol, Nicki Hunter and my friend Doug Sakmann all got together and made a little sketch comedy short thing. It has no actual sex, but lots of sexual references! It was fun to make. Who knows! Maybe one day some network would like a series on their channel about prostitutes and Space Camp. It seems likely – right? Anyways, watch this – send it to your friends, post some nice comments, and let me know your thoughts. It was my first delve into non-porno producing/writing so…lemme know how I did.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

P.S. DID YOU READ MY YEAR IN BLOG!?!

Hello New York! I am here for a week. It’s cold and rainy outside, and I kinda like it. It’s nice to be here – it always is.

I was so exhausted from our big shoot, that I missed two flights to New York. One at 1pm, then another at 3pm – fortunately I was able to catch one at 4:25PM and got in around 1 am. But I am here now – in my office, doing stuff.

I have a few more photos from various cell phones from the shoot. Unfortunately, I do not have any photos from the sex scenes – sorry. Shit was kinda hectic! However, if you are interested, there was a sex scene with Veruca, Kleio and Derrik Pierce, Jessie Lee and Tommy Pistol, Krysta Kaos and Mr. Pete, Dana Dearmond and Jon Jon and Julius Ceahzar, annnnd me and Danny Wylde. They were all pretty awesome. There was not one slightly mediocre sex scene in the movie. Everyone fucked – and acted – their asses off.

Like all my the features, the plot of this movie was pretty ridiculous. I had a really good time writing this one. An old and good friend of mine named Nick helped me out, who is insanely funny, and together we really made an incredibly comedic porno writing duo. In any case, the movie is basically about a coffee shop that isn’t doing so well – so a reality TV show that specializes in fixing coffee shops (called “save my coffee”) comes in to save it. I was poking fun at the fixer-upper reality TV shows like “Kitchen Nightmares” – or whatever that hair salon one is called. Then “save my coffee” starts to get poor ratings from the network – so we are forced to change the concept of the show to something more marketable; one where everyone has tans, and gets drunk all day. In the movie, we pretend this is a completely new and innovative concept but we are very obviously mimicking the Jersey Shore.

Everyone in the movie did their sex scenes in their hipster-esque, Barista gear – however, I did my sex scene in my Jersey Shore garb, on the TV show, within the porno movie. Get it?

So here is me and all the girls doing our Jersey Shore joke:

And here is what I would look like had I stayed living in Jersey, and hung out with a completely different crowd of people. Melissa – the makeup artist, did her best to still keep me looking attractive, and not like a total clown. Danny Wylde and I were completely doused in spray tan- and we are both incredibly pale. It was for sure the tannest sex we ever had. It was kind of hilarious. I hope you are still able to get aroused by it!

Anyways, the release of this movie is scheduled for June or July. It’s going to be a huge editing project since there is like, a movie, and two TV shows within the movie. I’m pretty excited about it! It’s going to be really unique, with hot sex, and some awesomely funny dialogue. Fuck yeah! Working on my mini epic movies truly makes me happy. It’s a real challenge and such a great feeling when everything comes out the way you want it to.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I had a GREAT weekend dancing. Both of the Deja Vus in San Diego that I danced at had the most fun crowds at a strip club I have ever experienced. Everyone was in good spirits, the stage was big, the girls were sweet; it was just great. I had lots of fun.

San Diego is actually a beautiful city, and I spent some time during the day walking around the beach. It wasn’t exactly warm enough to go swimming, but it was warm enough to walk around.

I returned Sunday morning, and went straight to set. We shot some new girls – and I shot a scene with me in it – with Mr. Pete. I wore a cute little American Apparel get-up type thing. It was a fun sex scene, we were kinda laughing half the time. It was pretty cute.

We shot a girl who is new to BurningAngel named Vyxen Steel – with Brian Street Team. Vyxen is French Canadian, with a really hot accent so naturally, I made her the French teacher. And Brian Street Team was a student anxious to get to tennis practice, who did not want to learn his French. Eventually he caved in – with  you know, sex and stuff.

And then we shot another new girl, named Lucia Hyde. Her and Tommy Pistol were bad students! They drew obscenities on their scantron sheets. Remember those things?

Well, I’m on set again today – shooting a big movie called “Baristas”. So I must get into character now and drink lots and lots of coffee.

Have a happy Monday!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

I got off a plane around noon yesterday – went straight home, and got ready for the XBiz Awards. On Twitter, I saw that my friend Kristina Rose was complaining about being dateless – and well, I was dateless as well! So we joined forces and went as each other’s dates. It was a really great last-minute date arrangement. I told her to come over and get ready at my place, and she brought a dress and a jacket that was really similar to the style of what I wore – so it was kind of like, in the stars for us to be dates or something. We were like, the short porn stars with black and pink slutty dresses  and leather jacket gang, or something.

Photo courtesy of Van Styles

While we were in line for the carpet, I saw my friend Brad…he owns a hosting company called Mojo Host (who actually wound up winning an award that I presented later that evening) . In any case – Brad was also dateless AND wearing black and pink – so he joined me and Kristina’s gang on the carpet. I went from having no date, to two dates like instantly. It was really exciting! Here’s a pic of me on the red carpet!

I was nominated for a few awards, but didn’t win anything. It’s alright. I enjoyed getting dressed up and seeing all the people in porno land I haven’t seen in awhile.

Oh – I should mention though – my porno brother- and our OG Cock Jock won “Best Actor” for his role in the Taxi parody put out by a different company. I was really proud of him. Tommy Pistol is an amazing actor, and he deserved to get credit for it! Perhaps his BurningAngel roles were overlooked because I personally love Tommy when he’s being a goofball, and the porno awards voting committees don’t seem to find talent in goofballs the way I do. Oh well. Congrats Tommy!