Well Friday night was the last night of  our first round of live performances with the XXXorcist and Repenetrator.

It was pretty insane. I’m still a little confused as to why a strip club would allow us (or actually – request us) to cover the whole place in fake blood, and fake vomit – and re-enact a borderline horrific porn movie on a stage, but hey, they did! Tommy Pistol and I had a lot of fun. I kinda wanna make these movies into musicals or something. Don’t you think that would be awesome?

Here’s some of photos from the evening…

It’s me and PHOENIX ASKANI before going out to perform a scene from XXXORCIST…don’t we look delightful!?!

And here’s another one of the happy couple, ME AND TOMMY PISTOL!

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Eat my zombie pussy bitches!

After our Chicago spree, we did the show at the SMACK FETISH BALL on Saturday night in New York. It was snowing!  Not exactly a great welcoming, but the show went off great!

Enough about the weekend…it’s HALLOWEEN!!!! And in true Joanna fashion, I made a SPECIAL HALLOWEEN VIDEO…this one’s a spoof on Frankenstein…and it’s a DP, called…FUCKENSTEIN!  Here’s the…uh…official trailer:

AND there’s a HOT NEW GIRL on BurningAngel.com…MABEL!  And she’s all ready for the holiday in her WITCH costume!  Isn’t that exciting!?!

So much Halloween today! I can’t take it!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

I’m at the Admiral Theater in Chicago doing a dress rehearsal for the LIVE Exxxorcist and Re-penetrator performance with Tommy Pistol. It’s being advertised everywhere here…And I think the club is already sold out.

So we better kick ass or else we’re in trouble!

I’m like some real Broadway actress or something. It’s wacky.

Well, please come see me tomorrow or Friday here in Chicago…

Or Saturday I’m New York, doing another live sex show. CLICK HERE for the info!

And if you can’t come, buy yourself a copy of Exxxorcist or Re-Penetrator (WITH OUR SPECIAL TWO-FOR-ALMOST-ONE DEAL!) and re-enact the show yourself !!!

XOXO

Joanna Angel

Yesterday, Jessie Lee did her big come-back scene! She banged Mr.Pete and Tommy Pistol. She did all sorts of banging. I had her bang Pete for a while, and Tommy for a while, and then the two of them together… all sorts of banging. It made sense for Jessie to bang Tommy – because you see, when Tommy quit porn for a year, and then did a big come-back, Jessie Lee was in HIS come-back video. So naturally, he had to be in her come-back video.

Things got all crazy when her, Pete and Tommy were banging yesterday and on a whim – she put BOTH OF THEIR COCKS IN HER VAGINA AT ONCE.

I will admit, in all my time in porn, I still have not seen that. I don’t have a photo of it. You will have to wait for the video to see that . I liked that it was not planned, and Jessie just begged for it because she was so horny and missed doing porn so much.

And once again, I did not have any sex. It was a directing day for me. So instead, I got my rocks off by taking pictures with Tommy.

Here we are…

…and here I am…

…and here we are pretending that we are on a roller coaster…

…and here we are with him pretending to have a big mustache that is really my hair….

And that’s it!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Yesterday was my last day of shooting on this new movie we’ve been working on.  I think I’m gonna call the movie “Hot For Teacher”…like that Van Halen song. Do you like that idea? Yes? No? Maybe?

The scenes from the movie will also go on PunkSchoolGirls.com – which will be launching very soon! GET EXCITED!! I mean, it’s gonna be all punk chicks, in plaid skirts and ripped fishnets, banging in classrooms and locker rooms and stuff. I’m quite proud of the concept!

Tommy Pistol played a janitor in the movie, and he was hilarious. I purposefully filled a bunch of spray bottles with colored juices  – so he could spray them all over Violet during the sex scene. He did some wacky shit with a broom and a mop… and the whole scene was just pure comedy, but hot at the same time. It was one of the scenes were after wards I thought, “Scenes like this are why I want to make porn. Good sex and good laughs! What more can one want out of life?”

Well, here are a bunch of photos from set -  I stole them from James Deen’s blog. His phone has a way better camera than mine!

Pic provided by James Deen’s Blog!

Pic provided by James Deen’s Blog!

Pic provided by James Deen’s Blog!

Pic provided by James Deen’s Blog!

Pic provided by James Deen’s Blog!

Pic provided by James Deen’s Blog!

Oh. And for lunch we ordered from this place I love called “24-Hour Taco” . It’s disgusting and amazing at the same time. They have nachos with that cheese wiz kinda cheese on top…which is probably like .0000001% cheese, but it is just so good. YUM . Here I am with the nachos!

And that’s all I have for today!

I think I need a nap.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Horror Movie Porn!

Since Halloween is just around the corner – I decided to shoot a gory and bloody Halloween epic scene. Last year we did “Dong of the Dead” – a story about a zombie who sought out to kill all girls in slutty Halloween costumes.

This year, I kind of did a parody of the Craft, but not really.

See when other companies do parodies, they REALLY do parodies. They build sets to match movies, the have everyone mimic the clothing and copy lines from the original word for word. I do very loose parodies. I kinda just parody the concept and then do my own thing from there. I’m still not sure what to call this one. I don’t like calling things “This is not ______” or “______ a XXX parody” and just use the original name. I like taking the name of the original movie and making it sexual. You know, like Re-Penetrator, or LA Pink etc.

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So what do I call the Craft? “The Crotch“? Or “The Shaft” are the two names I was toying with. Do you like either of them? Why don’t you vote on it =).

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In any case in my version of The Craft- me, Moretta and the new BurningAngel girl Felix were all hot goth-ish witch chicks who could never get laid… so we evoked the spirit of Tommy Pistol. We agreed to all share him, but then Felix changed her mind after he was um… evoked. She then put a curse on us so when me and Moretta went on dates with Tommy we both wound up killing ourselves in gruesome ways. I don’t want to spoil the ending but Felix comes up with a plan to spend the rest of her life with the spirit of Pistol… dead or alive. Dun dun dun! My creation took about 16 hours to film and we shot it in a loft with no air conditioning .. .and it was 106 degrees outside. I was incredibly angry that to really parody The Craft properly, I had to wear a cardigan… or else it just wouldn’t have been right.

Man. It was not a good day to wear a cardigan!

I was so consumed with working on the Big Bear movie- that I really left the planning of my Halloween movie till the last minute. I mean REALLY the last minute- like I got up at like 4 am the day of the shoot, watched The Craft for some inspiration, wrote the script around 6:30 AM then left for set around 8am. It was pretty ridiculous. Had I not been my own boss, I totally would have been fired for being so irresponsible. I might suspend my own pay for a week just to teach myself a lesson. But anyways… I will say- watching the Craft was really awesome. I haven’t watched that movie since I was in high school and man, it really was good. Everyone should take this time and re watch it before “The Crotch” or “The Shaft” comes out on BurningAngel on October 20th.

And that’s all I have to say for now!

xoxo
Joanna Angel